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Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating
“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they
The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.
Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.
Mark your calendars.
before tumblr existed did people tell these kinds of discoveries to a trusted friend or did they keep it all inside
Last days to wear a straw hat
Clearly you guys like danger, have you never heard of
Okay the summary posted in this image does NOT do the WILDNESS of this occurrence justice so I will give some more detail.
All right, so straw boater and Panama hats became trendy in the U.S. in the late 19th century, but it was considered “bad form” for men in cities to wear them. It later became more “acceptable” for men to wear these specific hats ONLY during summer. By the early 20th century, there was like an unwritten “rule” that they had to stop wearing straw hats and start wearing felt or other types of hats on September 15. This is already kind of weirdly specific, but, y’know, etiquette rules surrounding attire are known to BE weirdly specific, so fine. But here’s where it gets full on wacky.
According to Wikipedia, it became a Thing in North American cities for teens to literally accost any man wearing a straw hat on or after September 15, knock his hat off, and stomp on it to destroy it. It was also “socially acceptable” for stockbrokers (i.e. grown-ass adults) to destroy each other’s straw hats, but NOT acceptable for any other adult strangers to do it to each other. It became so much of a tradition that newspapers would print warnings close to the date reminding people to switch hats. Basically men wearing straw hats after the designated date would at minimum risk ridicule, but might also have their head smacked and their property destroyed by Youths. And this “hat bashing” was apparently fine and dandy from both legal and social perspectives so long as it happened after September 15.
BUT THEN.
On September 13, 1922, a group of teens in New York City decided to begin their shenanigans two days early, and knocked off and stomped the hats of some factory workers. When they moved on, and tried this with a group of dock workers, however, the “more innocuous stomping” turned into a “brawl” because these men weren’t having any of this nonsense and fought back. More people were pulled into the fighting, which eventually blocked traffic on a nearby bridge and had to be broken up by police.
But that was not the end of it! It seems that events “escalated” and continued into the following day! On the evening of September 14, “teenagers prowled the streets wielding large sticks, sometimes with a nail driven through the top, looking for pedestrians wearing straw hats and beating those who resisted.” THIS IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED. Men wearing straw hats still within the completely arbitrary acceptability period were getting beaten up by roving gangs of children with clubs. Several people were hospitalized. According to one man who had his hat stolen on Amsterdam Avenue, there were upwards of 1,000 kids there stealing and destroying boaters and Panamas. Police eventually started making arrests (some teens even attacked cops and stomped their hats).
Most of the youths who got arrested were punished with fines, but at least one kid was sentenced to three days in jail by the circumstantially-hilariously-named Magistrate Peter A. Hatting. Some boys younger than fifteen had their parents called in and were “spanked ignominiously” at a police station at a cop’s order.
Anyway the Hat Stomping Tradition continued for a few more years and in 1924 a guy got straight up murdered for wearing a straw hat past September 15. But then straw boater hats fell out of fashion especially after the Great Depression hit, Panama straw hats got even more popular so it was less acceptable to hate on them, and the whole thing died out.
Start Date: 1922 …no end date though? I like the insinuation
theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration
they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day
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I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash
At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!”
Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”
That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months
I hope I find someone that loves me the same way Stephen Colbert loves his wife ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
The one and ONLY redeeming factor of 2020’is that Stephen has been stuck at home for the entire quarantine, so he’s been forced to do his bits at his house. Which looked real hard for him, since he doesn’t have an audience laughing at his jokes.
And the thing is, when he came back to his studio, he’s not allowed to have crowds there either because of New York’s restrictions.
But without fail, every other joke, you can hear this one, single woman laughing in the background.
That’s his wife.
Covid restrictions don’t apply to his spouse, and everyone else in the studio has a job, and has to work, so she’s become the only person in the room left laughing at his jokes.
She doesn’t laugh every time. You can tell she’s not doing it on cue, because there are some bits she clearly likes better than others. Some bits where she is laughing her ass off, and some where she just chuckles.
But my god, every time she laughs, Colbert’s face lights up like the sun.
Like, even if every other person on earth was dead and gone, if he was on his deathbed and breathing his last breath, he’d still make a jokes, just to make her laugh again.
So yeah. Get you someone who loves you like Stephen Colbert loves his wife.
This is real film of a real ghost
JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel
hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still
Maybe if I stay very still the depression won’t see me
i know im op but mood
PLEASE look at what someone dm’d me on Twitter
i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
the music
“let’s discuss the contradiction”
the overuse of the word “camera”
the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
“youre consciously making a conscious choice”
the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:
if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would
without question
Without remorse.
Without hesitation
without a napkin
Without dipping us in sauce
Without the eleven herbs and spices.
I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel