Imperfect Perfections

Let me pet your dog.

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[svantetic]

[thememedaddy]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a secret dollar store that only the social elite were allowed to go to, and you basically had to clip through the walls to get to it like the backrooms. Nothing in the store was under $5.

[superbeans89]

I heard there was a Dollar Store

But for the Elite and not the Poor

But you don’t really go for bargains

Do ya?

It goes like this, a wall to clip

A final fall, a spatial slip

In the back rooms, nothing costs less than a fiver

Than a fiver

Than a fiver~

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[demilypyro]

cog in the machine: thats sad

ghost in the machine: thats complicated

cock in the machine: dont do that

[im-literally-so-dun]

Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once

[dragon-in-a-fez]

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[pjackk]

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[melorasmushrooms]

Commander Reid Wiseman shoving Rise into a bag so he doesn’t get left behind on Integrity

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[newtsfrogstoads]

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

[newtsfrogstoads]

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars