Rhapsody

[sadisticxprince]

[sadisticxprince]

[arcusxx]

[perfectinsanelove]

Don’t waste your make up on them. They aren’t worth near as much as your mascara.

[arcusxx]

[micahulrichdraws]

Hand over the calcium, fucc bois.

[dsxsbx]

Val di Funes // Guerel Sahin

[cigarette-memories]

I’m one pack of smokes from broke.

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[paperclipzzz-deactivated2020092]

[lauren-paytonxx]

[gored-veggies]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Shout out to Eric Andre

[shartgod420]

you guys know what’s super important?

bee butts

[nolookfirmino-deactivated201904]

@cardozzza

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

The bee stands for bless

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[thepakdefect]

[fuks]

[legendofbisexuals-old-deactivat]