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jean-havoc-rp-blog

Reblog if you don't have shoes on right now

barenejessities

who wears shoes in bed

who wears shoes inside the house

Who wears shoes?

Shoes?

what is shoe

where do i download it

hue-mannature

is shoe free?

how many people know of this “shoe”

honeysheetmask

can i eat the “shoe”?

my-behavior-stays-mindless-deac

Does this “shoe” have free wi-fi?

egnladnmovedblogs-deactivated20

YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES

Child: mommy I'm sick

Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING

child: but mommy I've been throwing up

Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

wadewnstonwilson

usatoday

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

fussybabybitch-deactivated20181

Access to basic health care

bent-duck

financial security

dongstomper-deactivated20161230

anime titties

infininoodle

*prepares party popper*

infininoodle

*nervously shakes the party popper*

infininoodle

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

infininoodle

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

infininoodle

*gets married to the party popper*

infininoodle

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

jetn-deactivated20181203

what the actual fuck

infininoodle

star-spangled-jackass

why is there fan art

genandhisqueen-deactivated20160

nevermind that why is their son lettuce

totrenzalore

someone on twitter posted “today europe goes to war” and (living in america) everyone was like “oh my god what!” “did Germany start it?!?!” and i didnt know how to tell them they are just having a karaoke contest

shoobd

nicekauk

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

spacebabenumber-25

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

prince-cake

*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute

lilmisshaps-blog

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

yaaaskuza

PURGHAPS

binart

oops

grandefilms

Lolita (1962)

archived05082022end

I hate my inconsistent drawing style

like

sometimes it’s like this

and other times it’s like this:

there is no in between… :[

swiggitysweedom-deactivated2018

A collection of badly misspelled names from Starbucks

dinobearthemighty

I’m actually laughing. Virginia.

flomation

[source1 source2]

astraniaaurum

FUCKING LOST IT AT CLINT AND LOKI

bxgdanow-deactivated20170102

"assassins creed couldn’t have a female protagonist because-" son u are playing a game about an assassin bartender who sits in a sofa machine and relives his ancestor’s memories to find magical artifacts left behind by a race that came before humans so just stop talking pls