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LAURA, 29 – July 11th, she/her, mentally dating Robert Knepper & Max Martini, 50% Prison Break, 40% American Gods, 5% The 100, 5% Teen Wolf & anything else + occasional Hannibal hype ♡ art blog ♡

[mrsfitzgerald]

LINDEMANN - steh auf (official making of)

[mrsfitzgerald]

lindemann - live in moscow

[mrsfitzgerald]

Ich hasse Kinder Ich hasse Kinder Nein, ich liebe sie Ja, ich liebe sie  Die Großen und die Kleinen Doch es müssen meine sein

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[soulprompts]

mentor/mentee vibes (because ur worth it–)

aka i really love the energy of this dynamic, but unfortunately this whole effort turned into me typing down actual dialogue that happened in my car while my poor father tried to teach me how to drive. but they make for fun threads! bon appetit!

from the mentor.

“ you’re doing it wrong. ”

“ would you like me to show you how to do it? ”

“ that… that’s not how you do it. ”

“ maybe this mentoring stuff requires patience that i don’t have. ”

“ keep doing it like that, and you’ll end up hurting yourself. ”

“ correct me if i’m wrong, but that’s not how i showed you to do it, is it? ”

“ okay, alright, look at me. you looking? do it exactly like i’m doing it. ”

“ move your feet, come on, you’ve got to move if you don’t want to end up flat on your ass again! ”

“ look… it’s progress, yeah? you’re better than you were before. ”

“ don’t beat yourself up; it’s a tricky move, nobody gets it right the first time. ”

“ okay, let’s… let’s try a different tactic. ”

“ you’re overthinking it. don’t think; just be in the moment. ”

“ stop, stop… alright. looking back on what you’ve just done, what do you think i’m going to say? ”

“ there’s definitely plenty of room for improvement. ”

“ ah… god, okay, don’t cry… it’s not as bad as it looks, you’re really not as bad at this as you think! ”

“ we’ll get there together. ”

“ okay. time for a break, yeah? let’s stop for now, catch a breath, we can come back to it later. ”

“ you obviously don’t enjoy any of this; why do you want me to teach you so badly? ”

“ i could teach you, if you’d like? ”

“ come on, like i showed you, remember? ”

“ feet apart, hands up; anticipate your opponent’s movements! ”

“ alright… don’t think about getting hit. this isn’t a fight. it’s a dance. you move in response and in anticipation of your opponent. ”

“ who the hell taught you to do that?! ”

“ that wasn’t terrible! you didn’t butcher it this time! ”

“ wake up. wake up, come on, up and at ‘em. you said you wanted to learn, so come on. up you get! ”

“ that was good! hell, that was brilliant! you knocked me off my feet! good job! ”

“ you need to stop worrying about hurting me. you gonna apologize and pay the hospital bills of whatever bad guy you go against next time? ”

“ i’m proud of you. ”

“ you’re doing great! “

from the mentee

“ can you teach me how to do that? “

“ i did it! “

“ okay, there’s no need to be dramatic, i wasn’t that bad! “

“ i AM trying. “

“ oh god, oh, i’m so sorry! did i hurt you? “

“ i need your help with this. okay? i can’t do this alone. “

“ you’re the expert, right? “

“ i’ve seen you fight; i wanna be as good as you! “

“ people’s lives are at stake if i lose. their blood’s gonna be on my hands, and it’ll be on yours, too, if you don’t help me. “

“ quit yelling at me, i’m trying my best! “

“ i’m doing it exactly like you told me to, and i’m still not getting it right. “

“ i don’t need a break! i need to keep going until i get this right! “

“ show me how you did it. “

“ i don’t know how. and you do. all i’m asking is for a few hours of training… please? “

“ that’s it. i quit! “

“ you’re a terrible teacher, you know that? “

“ you said you’d teach me. and i’m here to learn. so let’s go already. “

“ what’s the point?! i’m useless at this! “

“ this is pointless, i’m never going to be ready! “

[drconnors]

curt in his post tasm verse ( which could also include him after nwh ) is a lot more like raimi!connors in that he returns to teach at ESU full time after he’s released from prison.

[ztu2455]

cursed thought:

y'know how people ship otto and norman?

what if we should ship a threeway: norman x otto x connors?

just sayin

[omegas-spaghettios]

NWH SPOILERS!

I've been thinking about the god tier shit post this guy really is.

Max makes fun of him for turning NYC into Lizards and Lizard owns it and says it's the next stage of human evolution like it's obvious and he even offers to cure Electro by making him a lizard.

I imagine that he just solves every issues with turning people into a lizard. He learns about Thanos and tells Peter no one would have died if the heroes were lizards. Norman burns his hand on a burrito and he IMMEDIATELY yells "you would be fine if you were a lizard!" He sees it is an election year and he goes "well you know, these debates would be much more civil if you were all lizards👀"

I just love the idea that this man solves his problems exclusively by turning things into lizards.

He sobbed when he tried to fix his toaster by turning it into a lizard and failed-

[redladydeath]

can someone draw the third wheel bed with curt, norman, and otto

[dromaeosaur]

[rosenregen]

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[manny-jacinto]

insp.

[mattelektras]

my name is peter parker, and i’ve been spiderman since i was fifteen years old.

[bestofpetermj]

for you, they should fill this place up with fresh bread.

[jasontoddwashere]

we’ll steal her lexus, be detectives, ride around picking up clues we’ll name our children jackie and wilson, raise ‘em on rhythm and blues

[mattelektras]

i never stole from anyone who couldn’t afford it.

[moontours]

Helping the innocent by hospitalizing the guilty.

[shesnake]

“The more I tried to give up thinking of her, the more I said to myself, ‘She’s nothing to you’, the harder I tried to pluck the idea of her out of my heart, the more she stayed there.”

The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook