A Civilized Goblin

OH HEY. My name is Alex, 23/female/socal. I like crocheting, creepy shit, and really good food. skype is floppybacon, snapchat is floppybaconx3, feel free to add me!

[perfexa]

It’s been several years hello?

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[pokemonpostsdaily]

The next pokemon game looks good

[mvictoriafineart]

a mosquito bit my neck :( the fucking audacity of that little bastard, that area is reserved for rich mysterious yet endearing vampires

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i know twilight gets shit on a lot but if a boy told me he was a supernatural creature who was in love w/ me in the pacific northwest woods i too would risk it all 

[honeycorpse-deactivated20121225]

[dangerous-wilds]

now THAT’S what i call BED & BREAKFAST!!!

[parentless-suggestions]

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

[8-bitfiction]

[nokhizzy]

[divitiasdraconis]

This is the future liberals (me) want

[socialistexan]

[catchymemes]

[swallowurteeth-deactivated20241]

turn the jets on for him !!!

[cloudfreed]

yeah let him have some bubbles

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

ok but unironically: on paw patrol, there's a 'recycling dog' who I think is just a bin man, and it's the only dog described as a 'mongrel'. this dog also apparently does not bathe, which is a running gag. paw patrol denigrates the working class, especially those that fulfil important but undesirable jobs

Oh cool we love classist indoctrination

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Pawpaganda

[khrosy-deactivated20230221]

[theorynoodle]

The Misogyny and Authoritarianism of ‘Paw Patrol’

reminds me of this article i came across a little while ago

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

yknow, when you first hear “Paw Patrol is classist police state propaganda”, you think that sounds stupid as fuck

but then this shit happens and we are reminded that we live in a dystopian nightmare

[chubby-bunnies]

[doppelgender]

when you get a masters degree youre allowed to respond to your professors emails with “ok love you”

[clipartcoverart]

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle  Requested by scott0852

ClipArt Cover Art

[ienchanted]

Benedict Cumberbatch attends The 2019 Met Gala

[party-penguin27]

Why does he look like he’s on his way to re-colonize half the world?

[luxwing]

About to Kentucky Fry some Chicken

[bladedamus]

Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[madd-catter]

Fun fact about dogs raised with cats:

They like to loaf

[madd-catter]

They also bathe like cats!

[lemonyellowlogic]

please tell your dog that i adore them and they’re perfect

[kittsman]

The mightiest warrior, Sir Pigglesworth.

[ayellowbirds]

i didn’t know what i needed to see to motivate me this morning. Apparently it was a cavy in bronze scale. Gods bless.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He is a noble knight in days of old!

[iguanamouth]

they are Questing