Tweebs hate Performance Reviews!
Hi friends! Did you know Tweebs Hate Performance Reviews? Truth.
@dustyloops Just killed my performance review. I deserve 5 gold star stickers and an eraser
This is because performance reviews make you feel like you are in grade school and are being rewarded by Teach with frickin' stickers and cool erasers for your dang pencils. Those things were awesome (and still kinda are), but this feeling in general? Not good.
@HollettLA Hangin in there. It's staff performance review time :-/
This is the first of a couple of faces we'll see today. To me, this face says "Someone please pour me a stiff one to ease the pain of having to review my staff, none of whom are getting raises this year." Just a wild guess.
@Notorious_DEV Just got out of my performance review and 2012 goal setting meeting ^_^
Pretty sure that face is happy, but I think that's because some goal setting occurred (thumbs up) and also because this tweet was POST-performance review so there was relief mixed in there. Gah, the relief when those things are over!!
@jonshariat Doing a your own performance review is like high five'ing yourself talking about how awesome you are to yourself while your managers watch.
Now listen, I love to high five myself, just about as much as I love to kick myself in the a**. I think this tweet is near perfection, it just needs the following hashtag: #awkwardasHEdoublehockeysticks. (Maybe that would have exceeded 140.)
@letterboxed I can't tell if it's a good or bad sign that my annual performance review is today, #Fridaythe13th. #meepmeep
I feel like this is bad mixed with more bad and it can't be good, no matter how you slice it, don't you? Sorry I said "slice." That was probably the wrong verb to use here.
@mariannevelonis the last 2 letters in 'performance review are EW. coincidence? I think not.
And, I hate to play favorites, but come on. This one is totally winning.
Happy Friday the 13th, Performance Review haters!! Fists in the ayerrrr.
posted by Jocelyn Aucoin
Community Manager, WorkSimple