Mr. Nobody

All I want for Christmas is to get hit and run over by a sleigh

"You and me both."

Been debating between getting hit by a sleigh or hanging myself along with the lights. But doubt I’ll be allowed to, already got the windows banned from me

"Damn. Probably the sliegh since it might knock you out faster."

Good point, the impact would probably numb most of it. Hanging is way longer, so the sleigh would definitely be quicker

"The question is are you going to find someone who will run you over with a sleigh willingly?"

I mean, people have jumped in front of cars before, could probably work with a sleigh too

"Hmm true."

All I want for Christmas is to get hit and run over by a sleigh

"You and me both."

Been debating between getting hit by a sleigh or hanging myself along with the lights. But doubt I’ll be allowed to, already got the windows banned from me

"Damn. Probably the sliegh since it might knock you out faster."

Good point, the impact would probably numb most of it. Hanging is way longer, so the sleigh would definitely be quicker

"The question is are you going to find someone who will run you over with a sleigh willingly?"

All I want for Christmas is to get hit and run over by a sleigh

"You and me both."

Been debating between getting hit by a sleigh or hanging myself along with the lights. But doubt I’ll be allowed to, already got the windows banned from me

"Damn. Probably the sliegh since it might knock you out faster."

All I want for Christmas is to get hit and run over by a sleigh

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"You and me both."

*it recoils before cocks its head downwards, not used to that response.* did i startled, mister? sowwy. mister.

"It's alright. You did startle me. I wasn't expecting an unexpected guest."

hey. hey. mister. mister. hey. *its mechanical finger moves towards the male.*

"Huh? What the fuck?"

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is it that time of month again?

"It sure is."

*sips coffee.*

oh. have you gotten something special plan during this time of month?

"Eh, nothing much really... just iron out my pride flag and hang it up on my wall. How about you?"

oh, could i potentially inquire about do people normally put up flags during this time of month? and would it be considered rude to inquire about another's?

"I mean, I don't think it's rude. You're just curious, after all. But some people like to put up their flags at this time because well we come together in a community... sorta. We're just expressing ourselves and showing who we are.

ah, so it is. and you are correct in the fact that i am curious about it. at least there is a space for you to express yourself fully without judgment, correct? but may i inquire, would you happen to feel connected to this community?

"Indeed. Also I do actually feel connected with this community. Mostly because I know there are other men out that who like men as well."

that is quite lovely to hear, and i am glad to hear that. after all, it is always nice to be in some sort of community. if i may inquire, are there more in the community within communities or is it just one big group of communities?

"Well it's technically one big community but there's smaller communities within the community."

ah, i see then. like sub-communities for the entire community type of deal? so may i inquire about just how big is this community? and is there a small celebratory thing that happens with each of those communities?

"Well it big since many people these day are openly gay."

"Oh, it's that month? Welp time to go iron my pride flag. Does anyone have an iron?"

an iron? i believe so. *looks around before bringing out a nice iron out for him* but what exactly are you ironing?

*He carefully took the iron.*

"Thanks. And I'm ironing my pride flag. The gay one. Not the rainbow one but the blue gay one."

excuse my inquiries, but there are multiple colored version of the gay flag? apologies for this, but would you happen to be show me which one you are talking about?

"Oh there's multiple versions of the gay flag. Some pan, some bi, some trans, etc. This one right here is the one for men."

ah, those are some nice colors to the flag. and quite apologies if i may seem rude about this, but may i inquire about the number of versions of the gay flag? and may i also inquire about if do they all look like this? all colorful and nice-looking?

"Well there are multiple flags, too many for me to count. Also most look similar in a way. All the flags are simple. They're colorful and mainly just have stripes on them. Some being 7 stripes while others being 3 or 5."

ah, i see. i suppose to signify that you are all in a community together despite everything. for curiosities sakes, but could i inquire about which one you happen to favor out of all the flags, in terms of colors?

"Hmm well if we're talking about colors only and not gender or sexualities then the gay flag and the lesbian one as well."

apologies to have to inquire about this, but which one of the flags is the lesbian one again? from what i can tell, there are multiples.

"Uh it's the more pink and orange one. It looks like the gay one."

"Oh, it's that month? Welp time to go iron my pride flag. Does anyone have an iron?"

dear-retainer

"I own many irons! I can give you one"

"I'll like to borrow one."

"Oh, it's that month? Welp time to go iron my pride flag. Does anyone have an iron?"

an iron? i believe so. *looks around before bringing out a nice iron out for him* but what exactly are you ironing?

*He carefully took the iron.*

"Thanks. And I'm ironing my pride flag. The gay one. Not the rainbow one but the blue gay one."

excuse my inquiries, but there are multiple colored version of the gay flag? apologies for this, but would you happen to be show me which one you are talking about?

"Oh there's multiple versions of the gay flag. Some pan, some bi, some trans, etc. This one right here is the one for men."

ah, those are some nice colors to the flag. and quite apologies if i may seem rude about this, but may i inquire about the number of versions of the gay flag? and may i also inquire about if do they all look like this? all colorful and nice-looking?

"Well there are multiple flags, too many for me to count. Also most look similar in a way. All the flags are simple. They're colorful and mainly just have stripes on them. Some being 7 stripes while others being 3 or 5."

ah, i see. i suppose to signify that you are all in a community together despite everything. for curiosities sakes, but could i inquire about which one you happen to favor out of all the flags, in terms of colors?

"Hmm well if we're talking about colors only and not gender or sexualities then the gay flag and the lesbian one as well."

is it that time of month again?

"It sure is."

*sips coffee.*

oh. have you gotten something special plan during this time of month?

"Eh, nothing much really... just iron out my pride flag and hang it up on my wall. How about you?"

oh, could i potentially inquire about do people normally put up flags during this time of month? and would it be considered rude to inquire about another's?

"I mean, I don't think it's rude. You're just curious, after all. But some people like to put up their flags at this time because well we come together in a community... sorta. We're just expressing ourselves and showing who we are.

ah, so it is. and you are correct in the fact that i am curious about it. at least there is a space for you to express yourself fully without judgment, correct? but may i inquire, would you happen to feel connected to this community?

"Indeed. Also I do actually feel connected with this community. Mostly because I know there are other men out that who like men as well."

that is quite lovely to hear, and i am glad to hear that. after all, it is always nice to be in some sort of community. if i may inquire, are there more in the community within communities or is it just one big group of communities?

"Well it's technically one big community but there's smaller communities within the community."

"Oh, it's that month? Welp time to go iron my pride flag. Does anyone have an iron?"

an iron? i believe so. *looks around before bringing out a nice iron out for him* but what exactly are you ironing?

*He carefully took the iron.*

"Thanks. And I'm ironing my pride flag. The gay one. Not the rainbow one but the blue gay one."

excuse my inquiries, but there are multiple colored version of the gay flag? apologies for this, but would you happen to be show me which one you are talking about?

"Oh there's multiple versions of the gay flag. Some pan, some bi, some trans, etc. This one right here is the one for men."

ah, those are some nice colors to the flag. and quite apologies if i may seem rude about this, but may i inquire about the number of versions of the gay flag? and may i also inquire about if do they all look like this? all colorful and nice-looking?

"Well there are multiple flags, too many for me to count. Also most look similar in a way. All the flags are simple. They're colorful and mainly just have stripes on them. Some being 7 stripes while others being 3 or 5."

"Oh, it's that month? Welp time to go iron my pride flag. Does anyone have an iron?"

an iron? i believe so. *looks around before bringing out a nice iron out for him* but what exactly are you ironing?

*He carefully took the iron.*

"Thanks. And I'm ironing my pride flag. The gay one. Not the rainbow one but the blue gay one."

excuse my inquiries, but there are multiple colored version of the gay flag? apologies for this, but would you happen to be show me which one you are talking about?

"Oh there's multiple versions of the gay flag. Some pan, some bi, some trans, etc. This one right here is the one for men."

is it that time of month again?

"It sure is."

*sips coffee.*

oh. have you gotten something special plan during this time of month?

"Eh, nothing much really... just iron out my pride flag and hang it up on my wall. How about you?"

oh, could i potentially inquire about do people normally put up flags during this time of month? and would it be considered rude to inquire about another's?

"I mean, I don't think it's rude. You're just curious, after all. But some people like to put up their flags at this time because well we come together in a community... sorta. We're just expressing ourselves and showing who we are.

ah, so it is. and you are correct in the fact that i am curious about it. at least there is a space for you to express yourself fully without judgment, correct? but may i inquire, would you happen to feel connected to this community?

"Indeed. Also I do actually feel connected with this community. Mostly because I know there are other men out that who like men as well."

is it that time of month again?

"It sure is."

*sips coffee.*

oh. have you gotten something special plan during this time of month?

"Eh, nothing much really... just iron out my pride flag and hang it up on my wall. How about you?"

oh, could i potentially inquire about do people normally put up flags during this time of month? and would it be considered rude to inquire about another's?

#That's alright! You sleep well!

"I mean, I don't think it's rude. You're just curious, after all. But some people like to put up their flags at this time because well we come together in a community... sorta. We're just expressing ourselves and showing who we are.

"Oh, it's that month? Welp time to go iron my pride flag. Does anyone have an iron?"

an iron? i believe so. *looks around before bringing out a nice iron out for him* but what exactly are you ironing?