[graceebooks]

listen to all the car and scooter alarms and unlock beeps the mockingbirds make in nyc… i swear one of those was even like a squeaky wheel

[thelastgoodcountry]

Persepolis, Marjane Satrapi

[dozydawn]

thomas webb

[bernard-jackson]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[emziess]

“Understand,” he says. “I am here (Tau Ceti) forty-six years.” “Forty-six years?!” I gasp. “Earth years?!” “I am here forty-six Earth years, yes.”

Page 283 - Project Hail Mary By Andy Weir Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller inspo below the cut

[selkiewizard]

Me reading a recipe that in no way requires crispy chili oil: the crispy chili oil is implied

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[catgirlforeskin]

Obsessed with the way the kangaroo runs straight at them and attacks like a hostile mob in a survival game

[rylandgraces]

Lionel Boyce as CARL Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[sandmandaddy69]

[knuckle-actual]

Drip tbh

[jamie-goblin-child]

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

[jibunbosh]

if you think about it, the social contract of the Car largely mirrors antiquated notions of patriarchial chivalry... the Big, Strong Automobile, which inherently has the power to maim and kill, must yield the right of way to the misogynized pedestrian, as a show of the Automobile's power & potential lethality. "ladies first," all in a world where more and more space is carved out day by day for the Automobile... now, contrast this with the locomotive, where all passengers are equal... thus you can see that not having a car is emasculating, having to ride public transportation with other people is emasculating, and women are even derided as being poorer drivers. Men do not like the train because it renders them effectively homosexual; they thrive on the upper end of inequality and feel like nothing without it. Taking the train is essentially lesbian frotting

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)