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Thank you for everything guys, but I've lost interest in genshin. I've lost interest in SAGAU. I'd love to answer any questions if anyone wants to ask about SAGAU, but I've sort of lost the passion.
Thanks for everything anons, mutuals, and other writers alike. I'm honored to be part of this SAGAU journey with you.
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Hi, I hope you're okay. I want to ask if the requests are open?
Thanks a lot. Technically, requests are open, but I don't write as much as I used to. I kind of lost interest in genshin, but I don't mind writing for characters I know!!
Are you doing alr? Haven’t seen you in a long time around (same)
Yeah, I'll be releasing what I've been doing on my secondary account depending on if anyone here still wants to see me write.
I'm not sure if I'm ever going to write about genshin again, so if anyone wants to see my writing for another fandom here, I can tell yall what my secondary account is.
Summary -> Convincing the archons to take a break is so hard, they definitely like working.
Note -> I've definitely written about this... YEAH, I DEFINITELY HAVE. Just consider this an updated/different version. Variety is good
IF YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED IN MY TAGLIST: I mixed up the taglist for my "the system" series and my other works, please send me an ask to specify if you're okay with being tagged in my other works or if you want to be tagged specifically for my series
Featuring -> Zhongli, Baal, Venti
Genre -> fluff
Around a year has passed since you first arrived in Teyvat. From simply that, you've noticed how people have guarded you with such vigilance. Security is always a must when you go out, returning with a single scratch causes chaos, and these people really care for you.
They know so much. About baking your favorite cake - which you happened to have a debate with your friend about before you got suddenly transported. There's also the time they noticed how much wood you collected when you were still in-game using characters as if they've been watching how much time you used up to decorate the teapot.
However, you're sure they have to be tired or bored after being so loyal, for so long.
"Say," You stir around your tea lightly, "What's the point of staying by my side for so long? Morax and Barbatos - well, Zhongli and Venti now - you have already retired, have you not?"
You watch Zhongli frowns and Venti holds back his laughter.
"I can slightly understand why Ei insists on staying by my side. Even so, what's the purpose of all of this? Really, you all are just troubling yourself."
Ei purses her lips in response to your questions. Your words sink deeper into her mind, taking their time to fully soak in.
"How about this," The three of them turn their gaze back to face you, all waiting expectantly for you to retract your last statements, "You all go on a break.
Unlike the two panicking archons next to him, when Venti hears of a break, he feels not the slightest bit of panic. While yes, he'll definitely be disappointed - he won't be by your side after all! Who will he share all of his favorite apples with? Plus, you've always loved coming to the tavern with him! A moment without you feels like boredom.
He nods in respect to you, allowing you to catch it from the corner of your eye whilst both Ei and Zhongli are in denial. You give him a thumbs-up, smiling assuringly in his direction.
Venti turns away quickly, cheeks flushing up. it's a shame he won't be able to see that euphoric smile of yours for a while. The more he looks at it, the more he'll miss it dearly.
With that, he follows the trail of the wind, disappearing from your sight. You shout goodbye to him, and it might have been your imagination, but you're pretty sure the wind became much more gentle.
"That bard..." Zhongli and Baal are practically seething. How could he just escape like that and accept it so easily? Zhongli shakes his head, sighing to regain his composure in front of you. Baal, however, seems to be clutching her polearm... a little too tight.
"I suppose since he's already left, that means he agrees to your suggestion." Zhongli stares off in the direction of Mondstadt, "I... do not doubt your grace's ability to defend yourself, but it's impossible not to worry."
Zhongli's eyes furrow, visibly concerned.
You take a small sip of the recently brewed tea, "I can see that from how both of you are so insistent on staying by my side, but you both don't need to worry. I'm just saying to take a break from being by me, you can visit me once in a while."
Before relief can be dropped onto Zhongli and Baal, you continue.
"No taking up jobs to guard me."
It feels like an invisible blade strikes them.
"No more than 24-hour visits."
A huge rock is suddenly thrown onto their backs.
"And you have to wait for another 2 days before visiting me again."
Woah, when did they become so lifeless? They've practically grown wrinkles already! Jeez.
Zhongli bears it, gritting his teeth, "...Yes, your grace. I will see you... as soon as possible. However, I will be forced to disobey your orders if you are in any sort of danger."
You nod, "That's fine with me. As long as you have a valid reason."
With that, the geo archon turns his back to you and leaves silently. You hear a few boulders being smashed after he leaves, and you wonder if he had run into any trouble. Well, he's the geo archon, he's more capable than anyone you know. You're sure he's fine.
And now, to convince the last one.
Ei quietly bites her lip, not willing to look you in the eye. Just from her shaking fist, you could tell she was against this. "Ei, are you upset with me?"
Her head jerks up, opening her mouth to disagree. Her polearm fades from her grasp, both of Ei's hands interlocking in front of her as she tries to piece together her sentence.
"Your grace, not being here with you, not being able to protect you when you're in danger is... risky." Ei can't even begin to imagine how much despair will eat her from the inside out if you ever get hurt, "I will be there for you, forever."
You lean on the table next to you, already finished with your cup of tea, the bittersweet taste left on your tongue. "You've already been there for me, for so long already. As grateful as I can, taking a break is necessary."
Sighing, already missing the presence of both the geo and anemo archon, "You wouldn't want me to worry about you being overworked, would you? I'll allow Raiden Shogun, that puppet of yours to accompany me if you really are so anxious."
You laugh to yourself, already imagining the complaints from both of them when they see that you let "Ei" stay by you.
"You can start by going to see Venti and telling him about my rules for visiting. If you want to know where I'll be staying, I'm going off to Sneznhaya for a week. The next week, I'll be in Mondstadt."
You wave lightly to her, watching her pout. Switching from denial to acceptance, she bows to you and heads off to Mondstadt.
Ei
The electro archon throws herself into her work, trying to distract herself from thinking about you. Unluckily for her, she's surrounded by everything, and everything reminds her of you.
"Oh, those flowers, their grace would look good in that shade."
"My, the scenery, it's just as breathtaking as their grace."
"The hairclip... I wonder if their grace still has the other piece."
She can't help but miss you. She dreams of you, being by you, basking in your presence, ensuring you're always safe. Your words of gratefulness shove her onto her knees and she can't help but adore how you could be so... so... enchanting.
Ei misses you so much.
She had sent over her puppet and wondered if her son Scaramouche would be there for you. Though, it doesn't stop the back of her head from generating scenarios of you being in trouble without her.
Once she can visit you, she's practically been revived, upbeat as ever. Her usual unexpressive self around others switches, you could see that sincere grin from ear to ear on her face when she's with you.
You could practically read her thoughts and emotions, delivering her a box of desserts from outside of Inazuma and a note to comfort her.
Ei will insist that Yae travels over to ensure that you're okay and guard you. However, Yae spends that time gossiping with you, exaggerating jokingly about how much of a miserable state Ei is in currently.
Venti
He's been quite leisurely enjoying his holiday. Venti had nothing else to do now since he's put his trust in the people of Mondstadt to handle their own issues.
He spends his day exploring the woods, enjoying life, and spending his time at the tavern.
Venti knows that you know what you're doing, he won't be wasting his time off working overtime. He'll visit you the least out of the three, but you coincidentally see him more since you visit the tavern quite a bit as well - admittedly, he's drunk 99.9% of the time you happen to stop by.
Diluc mentioned to you when you drop by about Venti being more relaxed. "His tab is piling up and at a remarkable speed too."
You laugh, "I would pay it for him, but you wouldn't let me."
"I'm not letting you pay so much for someone who isn't even awake right now."
Dvalin also had a small chat with you! Saying about how Venti went through all 5 stages of grief in a day. No matter how laidback he seemed to be, when Venti's drunk, his emotions get amplified.
Denial was a rollercoaster, anger and bargaining were just a bunch of complaining, depression was just pouting angrily in the corner, and acceptance was Venti falling asleep.
"...How did he become an archon again?"
Zhongli
Zhongli does worry about you, but he uses his break as an opportunity to prepare something special for you. A gift perhaps? Celebrations? Who knows? He just wants it to be for you.
He found a bit of a loophole since you didn't mention anything about letters too. You didn't really notice or mind since it was thrown into the mountain of letters that other acolytes had sent to you when they wanted to check up on you. It would take a while before you finally reached his letter.
He'll leave Childe in your care, aware of his abilities when it comes to fighting. Perhaps the traveler will happen to be around as well. He's sure that the shield he left on you will protect you as well.
He spends most of his time with Hu Tao when he's in Liyue. He can't just make Mora appear again like he used to after all.
While Zhongli absolutely loathes with his whole soul how he can't be there for you and serve you, he feels a bit more fulfilled once he visits you. Oh boy, life without Zhongli handling things was chaotic though and he noticed that during his visits.
Things are a mess without our dear Geo archon around. Usually, orders are given by him from you. He covers up mistakes and his presence alone is reassuring enough for the maids and butlers to carry out their job without worries.
Without him, maids and butlers have to speak with you directly and receive orders from you. Some have been so astounded and entranced by you, so much so that they miss your orders or hear them wrongly.
Others have been so scared about making a mistake in your food or your orders that they can't even stand up. The maids and butlers have described Zhongli as an efficient leader, whilst they've described your company as powerful and captivating - so much so that they can't focus.
In other words, things are VERY messy. You'll allow him to return by your side soon.
(Riku is probably fine, he's slowly taking control of the situation at his own desired pace [Riku is my OC])
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GAHSAHHSH CAN RELATE THO the phases of my life are just “GDHDHD WANNA WRITE BUT NO ENERGY 😭😭” “IMMA WRITE A FIC EVERYDAY AHAH AND A HUNDRED SERIESES” “overfuckingwhelmly stressed about nothing”
as you can tell I am currently I'm calmst but eh phases smayzes
lol so real
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