Asterion the ruler of the stars

she/they // 24 // this a multi-fandom meme blog // no I will never be consistent //

[hotvampireadjacent]

[highlandhour]

Dex using his accuracy but for cute things.

Asking him to pass you a teabag and instead of taking those few extra steps he just throws it in your mug for you.

Forgetting to turn off the lights before going to bed and instead of letting you get up he just balls up a sock and throws it at the light switch. The clothes hamper now sits nicely under the light so he’s not overwhelmed by clothes on the ground when it inevitably happens again.

He never misses your mouth when he kisses you. Always right on the money!

You’re having a bad day, walking down the street. Maybe something happened at work. The pocket of your jacket suddenly feels heavier than just a few seconds prior. You put your hand in your pocket only to pull out your favourite candy. You look around, even up at fire escapes and windows. You don’t know where he is but he’s definitely around!

In summer, you make it your mission to get him to toss your sunglasses onto your face. Tipping your chin up as you dig into your beach bag for sunscreen, asking so sweetly if he could put your sunglasses on.

He does it, of course, and gets all that more smitten as you beam towards him. The frames sitting proudly on the end of your nose.

I’m sappy rn

[my-dailydreams]

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[passionpeachy]

unicorn sword

[millidew]

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[8-8-8-16]

[princessimotep]

When the fic describes the fat schlong you're about to take

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This is the plot of Death Stranding

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[qrtem]

If i were an animator for wha, i too would fall in love with brushbuddy and give it more screentime

[stealingpotatoes]

pretty sure this is exactly how lessons at qifrey's atelier go

(links // tip jar!)

[yakichoufd]

Olly yearning for over a decade is everything to me

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[aerionsfanart]

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