WARNING: Violence, gore, possible suggestive content, lack of morals and shame??? (oh man). This character canonically lives in a time (1950s-1960s) where homophobia, transphobia, racism, etc are rampant and mental health isn’t really treated well. There may also be references to things such as WWI and WWII present in interactions.
Everyone's competent in protecting themselves here and I'm sitting around bored... so here I am! On the flashy, shiny new thing called the internet!
I have absolutely no idea how this works but that's the fun bit!
[ rules // open starters // rp memes // rp tracker ]
Main acc: @captivecompany | all posts are open for interaction, open starters tag are just to track semi-lit RP starters!
FILE: The Bodyguard (TF2 AU Rookie)
Hired by and working for TF Industries (the Administrator), The Bodyguard's job is simple. Keep his assigned person(s) alive and (preferably) intact so they can do their jobs in peace.
However, most of the people he's assigned to guard tend to be able to handle themselves just fine- so most days he's doing assistant work; sorting files, helping with documentation, and running errands. Will occasionally visit mercenaries in order to check in with them in place of someone else who may be busy back in the office.
Despite his love for fucking around and finding out, will do his job efficiently and properly. May, in rare circumstances, join in on a match for fun and protect Support units.
BOUNDARIES
✅Shipping - multi-ships, none exclusive
✅Interaction from non TF2 characters - go wild
🟡NSFW - ask in DMs + we'll move it to @captivecompany-nsft
TAGS
#off shift; walkie talkie - casual IC posts
#on shift; walking talking - third person RP posts
#contract: [name] - threads
#could've been a memo - askbox answers
#briefing - lore/info posts
#get over here - open rp starters
(You're free to interact with any post even if the open rp tag is not on it, it's just to track starters. Open starters stay open until the open tag is removed, no matter how long ago they were posted.)
Sometimes I remember that this isn't the world I know anymore and get a little sad. My friends are back home, and I might never see them again. They very likely think I am dead... Maybe I did die and this is a very strange afterlife— but I doubt it.
Live on you glorious, insane bastards. I miss all of you stupid idiots.
//I'm still drawing them but until then you got this :3
"Mister! I made you a drawing!"
He's very proudly holding up a picture of Bodyguard that he made with crayon. It's not the best but he is five and he made it with love and crayons, he even added a sticker!
@minidocofred
Woah! Passarinho, are you sure this is me? He looks too handsome! Thank you very much!
He snickers, "No problem, little one. Next time we meet, I trade you for a smaller one. It's a little big on you, né?" The man pats his head. "Don't worry about breaking them. I have a hundred replacements."
His wings flutter and he's holding up a few purple bindweed flowers, one has a lot of leaves.
@minidocofred
The Bodyguard leaned down, taking off his sunglasses and folding them to hook them on his pocket. "Oh, you're precious, passarinho." He smiles brightly, taking the flowers from the child's hold. "Brigadão- thank you. I'll try and keep them alive."
"In exchange!"
The Bodyguard plucks his sunglasses off and puts it on Galen, grinning.
The company does not care that I been in a plane crash!!! They do not care that my arm is crispy because of the plane crash!!! I would file a complaint to HR, but I am lazy...
Hmmmmmm. They tell me I have to fly on a plane to get somewhere.... but I would rather shoot my left foot than get on another plane.... hmm decisions, decisions. Do I commit to the promise or do I suck it up and be mature about this...
Just a little 'cute' and that's it? Haven't even said one word about your fluffy locks and bright big eyes and you are already downed! Haha, awwh. I'd pinch your cheeks but they are already so red.
