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So true-
Mrs. Heliotrope: Don’t try to win me over with your use of the word ‘twas.
Robin: ‘Twasn’t trying to.
TV!Lyra: According to the alethiometer Will's a murderer, but don't worry, it specified that he's "the good kind".
Book!Lyra: The alethiometer told me nothing about Will except that he killed a guy. I'm relieved, I thought he was a weakling.
Here’s a collection of things I’ve drawn in the past 2 days. I don’t know why but i only seem to want to draw Edmund Pevensie. So uhhh
twilight would be so much better if charlie swan was the chief firefighter instead
cops are useless.
you know who actually shows up at savage animal attacks and gets shit done? firefighters, emts, and park rangers.
instead of threatening to shoot edward, he threatens to set him on fire, which has the actual ability to frighten a vampire
imagine charlie showing up to the airport in a firetruck to pick bella up
long 24-hour shifts overnight at the fire station so bella can try to fuck edward in peace without vampires or dads listening in
charlie could be on the scene after the wolves burn laurent and notices the weird smoke
and maybe something vaguely spooky and humanoid in the cinders?
the cullens and wolves have to plan around the fire safety response to a bunch of bonfires after the newborn fight in eclipse
charlie knows bella’s old ballet studio was burned by arsonists. but why? hmm…
he makes sure the cullens have plenty of fire extinguishers around the house after edward and bella get married, which endears him to them
he also taught bella how to make makeshift flamethrowers to convince her he was the cool parent (divorce, amirite), so like… try fucking with her when she has a can of hairspray and a bic lighter, victoria
imagine the cullens at the semi-annual “support our firefighters!” pancake breakfast choking down pancake after pancake because the fire department needs the cash and charlie wouldn’t accept their money without feeding them a hearty meal
oh yeah, fire chief charlie can cook because he and his coworkers take shifts cooking at the station and he’s not a helpless grown man who foists household duties on his teenage child
Newt having to deal with jackassery aka burying his crippling depression, chronic pain and the feeling of impending death under 53 layers of sarcasm
Peter: *Looking in a mirror* Remember Peter you’re a trash can
Peter: Not a trash cannot
doctor: you only have 4 minutes and 43 seconds to live. How will you spend them?
me:
i was never seen again.
this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me
and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.
everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun
People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain
People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually
I was just WAITING for the cat and I was not disappointed
Me: I don’t have the energy for this
Someone: For what?
Me: *gestures vaguely*
Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene
I FUCKING CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF HARRYS REACTION LIKE LOOK AT THE LAST GIF OMG DANIEL RADCLIFFE A+ ACTING OMG
WHY WAS THIS DELETED
Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens.
That There is A Gator
No that’s a Floridian Swamp Cat
WHATCHA GONNA DO WIT ALL THAT JUNK
ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE YO TRUNK
I’m going to dispose of it properly in a garbage can, for I am a good citizen.