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hello, I'm Mitchel Goblin is acceptable as well nb sapphic/transmasc lesbian/idk labels are hard he/him but they is also nice as a treat 2 years on t! taking a break cause I'm broke $catnipsandnaps if you want your boy to eat good kill every nazi, abolish every government, defund every police department, dismantle the military. I'm this fun in person too do with that what you will peanut gang #getasphixiated people with nut allergies dni

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[millertastic]

My favorite Peanuts strip.

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[paper-mario-wiki]

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I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

[woolieshubris]

[loth-catgirl]

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

“why is this going around again” [it literally starts with audio from OJ Simpson’s trial] “oh yeah”

[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

[coldgoldlazarus]

[dogpuppy]

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[segamascott]

[paper-mario-wiki]

when i smoke weed the marijuana smoke makes me feel different than i usually do. does anyone else experience this?

[toomuchtortuga]

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[titimylove]

this feels like a wtnv skit

[skylargoesbark]

using "pack" instead of "chat". pack is this real.

[elkpoint]

[hungwy]

stop scrolling.

[a-real-fast-goose]

On it boss

[a-real-fast-goose]

boss it's been a year how long do I have to stay here

[bakwaaas]

can I confess I don’t really have a life goal or a plan I’m just living each day as it comes

[mercurialmilk]

When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

cinderella...

[tbposting]

[trashyayo]

not everyone can be a tumblrina

[trashyayo]

we were chosen by god

[eclogues]

actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

[pantiesfiend]

What the fuck is wrong with people, seek Jesus. Damn heathens.

[eclogues]

sorry panties fiend