Anything You Want, You Got It

Trust me, you don't want to know...this is your warning!

[euneirophrenia-team]

[amandanxiety]

The only problem with wearing supernatural merch out in public is either you get recognized as a supernatural fan, or labeled as a satanic worshipper there is no in between.

[cute-pluto]

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

[cute-pluto]

things that sure are.

[cute-pluto]

things that are.

[maureen2musings]

jennilsphotography

[queermasculine]

"that woman character in your art straight up looks like a dude!" hey man i don't mean to scare you but sometimes there's women who look like dudes. in real life

[anocana]

the ultimate game of AI chess: Stockfish (white) vs ChatGPT (black)

[cryptologicalmystic]

[transtessbian]

[spacerockband]

Strange Bird

[jacqcrisis]

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

[turndecassette2]

[luisonte]

El perro guardian

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DOGGO HAS LEARNED THE BLADE

[tinkerbitch69]

New companion acquired

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 A friend and boy <3

[a-book-of-creatures]

Zacian real

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[aurosoulart]

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

[aurosoulart]

proceeds from this are currently going towards Medical Aid for Palestinians

and the last donation round went to Doctors Without Borders!

[thefloatingstone]

Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.

When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn't exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.

where is the future I was promised?

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs

[msaprildaniels]

that's why they're not gonna make these in real life

[thedurvin]

They actually did make them back in the 2000s or 2010s; not sure why they were discontinued but I do know that when I briefly worked at Target in 2005 our manager forgot his soup was self-heating and putting one of those Campbell’s ones in the microwave, causing it to explode hard enough to blow the door clean off it and damage the ceiling

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

so youre so saying the pipe bomb thing is, in fact, why theyll never make these again

[cair--paravel]

Colleen Moore’s fairy tale castle dolls’ house. Moore was one of the most successful silent film stars (famous for popularising the ‘Dutch boy’ bob), and she started creating this dolls’ house in 1928. She enlisted the help of professional planners and architects, such as Horace Jackson, the set designer at First National Studios. The entire house can be broken down into individual pieces and packed into specially designed shipping crates, and from 1935 to 1939 Moore took the dolls’ house on tour through the U.S. to help raise money for children’s charities, which proved hugely successful. Moore gave the dolls’ house to the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago in 1949.

[goldensunset]

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[secondhandbagofholding]

I say this with the utmost sincerity, but I hope you have the courage and space and freedom in the upcoming year to be the nasty little freak that you are. I hope you can find a place to realize that the things you think make you unlovable and disgusting are in fact very lovable and not disgusting in any way. I hope you find sincerity beyond your ability to even comprehend.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Non-commercial expressive activity

[atomic-two-sheds]

That's a sign written by someone who's had to deal with one too many dancing flash mobs.