Stay Alive |-/

[shock]

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

[vvitchella]

This post is true neutral aligned.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

30 day free trial of being ok

[milkchocolateowl]

op wheres the link

[milkchocolateowl]

wheres the link op

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[chubbythecorgi]

[babyanimalgifs]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[milesisagirl]

trench: 00:00

me:

[agustdsbaby]

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

[bob-belcher]

[stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2]

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

[pantaloonwarrior]

[chllorum]

[x]

[teenagerposts]

stop scrolling for a surprise

[cutmylip-deactivated20210818]

I’M SO HIGH !

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[the-memedaddy]

[awwww-cute]

Found an old PC monitor, decorated a little

[sweet-bitsy]

What website is that

[lord-kitschener]

The only good one