uncle obscure nobody

This is the story of how I died. But don't worry, this is actually a fun story and the truth is it isn't even mine. thesleepyconscience.wordpress.com

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[dyscomancer]

[callmehass]

white people are so crazy

[canadianslut]

[thaibrator]

She said oh my word…

[tinyoperadiva-deactivated-6-2-1]

DELETE THIS FROM THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OMG

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

i dont even know what mercury being in retrograde means fully but try to stop me from blaming all my problems on it

[shadio]

i think it’s over find another excuse

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

so you’re saying me being crazy and self sabotaging is my own fault…..? thats not realistic

[tropicallylina]

[ladyolivialove]

Signs as Andy Dwyer Quotes

Aries: “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.”

Taurus: “Let me just say, from the bottom of my heart, my bad.”

Gemini: “Oh I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.”

Cancer: “Well first I would be like ..Dad? You’re alive? What the hell?!”

Leo: “Aww, babe…you had a crush on me… that’s embarrassing.”

Virgo: “My only plan today was to buy skittles.”

Libra: “If you rearrange the letters of Peru, you could spell Europe.”

Scorpio: “Don’t worry babe, I’ll protect you. I got stung once, I’m immune. GO AHEAD AND STING ME BEES! IT DOES NOTHING!”

Sagittarius: “Did you know that the food you eat becomes energy? BOOM! That’s spaghetti! Nachos! A cookie!”

Capricorn: “Anything is a toy if you play with it.”

Aquarius: “Gases fill the volume of whatever container they’re in. School.”

Pisces: “That’s an awful thing to say to a human being! No, i’m not crying okay, I’m just allergic to JERKS!!”

[iamyoursmoldad-deactivated20170]

@rxrefied i love this.

[donhfit-deactivated20190904]

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[erronizar]

more here

[peachcookie]

neurotypicals be like

[thelonewolflj-blog]

Glad I was alive to witness Barack Obama's presidency

Dopest President we have ever had. *Salutes*

[thelonewolflj-blog]

The notes gah damn

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

My sentiments exactly. 

[igugfjvjnkk]

IM SCREAMING

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

the pot not only called the kettle black, the pot then proceeded to write a rap song about it

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

this is the most fascinatingly un-self-aware thing i’ve seen in a really long time

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

This is like a disease where your body destroys its own self.

[blackvoiceroyals]

It’s like the blind educating the deaf.

[alternativeblkgal]

the crazy part is I saw so many black people praising this shit…like wyd fam?

[sokovia]

i dont usually comment on things but this song is self critical. 80% of it, excluding this section, is about himself and his own utilization of white privilege. one of the last sections of the song is:

“My success is the product of the same system that let off Darren Wilson—guilty We want to dress like, walk like, talk like, dance like, yet we just stand by We take all we want from black culture, but will we show up for black lives?”

its not un-self aware. its a call out post and his own examination of a problem that he has contributed to.

[danielwaldorf]

when will yall stop shitting on macklemore for being a good person jfc

[annadovgan]

[thestonergypsy-deactivated20170]

Avo-cuddle 💚

[spiritprincess-deactivated20160]

i need this so bad

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[pfeelingood]

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[erronizar]

more here

[xvxmori]

St. Stephen’s Cathedral, Vienna, Austria