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bookishdiplodocus

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

redeadepression

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

epicfangirl01

Please, great fortune cookie of writing. I beg of you.

huffego

I need this right now man!

peroxidepest17

I need all of this.

sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

rcmclachlan

Y’all these are Black Star Dragon Balls so you know it’s gonna work.

peroxidepest17

SO this means I’m gonna wake up tomorrow morning and be 50 lbs lighter right.

baddiemode

Meet the burrito-filled bacon pizza burrito. Yes, that’s right: Some gluttonous/stoned genius managed to wrap two pounds of bacon and three chipotle burritos within a large cheese pizza. The pizza burrito then is topped with more cheese and baked to form the most insane munchie of all time.

peroxidepest17

I’d try it.

ewaneneollav

ectoimp

#’bro what if they find out’#’shh bro stop talking about it’#’bro’

beautilation

peroxidepest17

They forgot a picture of that one friend you cling to so you don’t have to make eye contact with anyone else the whole time

boredpanda

Creative Cakes That Are Too Cool To Eat

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks

really pretty, but also could be called “Creative cakes that are 90% fondant and thus uneatable.”

peroxidepest17

Can I just point out that when you blow out Charmander’s tail to make your wish YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM. (Though I guess it’s better than eating him alive if you’re going to eat him.)