Haleigh

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[wyrmwizard]

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

[wyrmwizard]

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVUu5Vxjny8/

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something

but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”

[existentiallyqueers-deactivated]

like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.

[sheabutterbitch]

A long time ago I took a course on the sociology of marriage and my professor said “With compromise, you both lose. As a couple, you must collaborate on the best possible outcome.” Ever since, I never prioritize compromise in a relationship, only collaboration.

[tan-antoni]

I never needed something so much

[trainthief]

wish i lived in the Mama Mia Extended Universe where almost everyone’s poor but being poor means you have a single bedroom filled with adorable assorted mismatched furniture that still follows a decorative scheme and you have a great view and a french press 

[trainthief]

and if you stand in one spot long enough a very attractive man will walk by and just fall madly in love with your fun energy and offer you a ride in his pedicab 100 miles up the coast to a wonderful little bakery where the owner will also love your energy and just leave it to you in her will for some reason, along with her rolodex that includes at least three more attractive dating options 

[trainthief]

oh also you can duet with an invisible ghost right there in public and no ones even going to get on your case about it. utopia 

[yermemeblog]

[frevin]

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

[historian-in-pearls]

This magical video arrived in my mailbox today. I look forward to learning more about how to throw criminals off their rhythm.

[alisonzai]

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

[athenaprocopiou]

It is the season for life to blossom! I cannot wait for the pretty flowers to come out (even if that means lots of rain) and to feel the sun on my face. Happy Spring darlings! 🌸🌺💕 #springishere #spring #blossom #bougainvillea #love #nature #flowers #inspo #pink #equinox #springequinox #summeriscoming

[alexromero]

[proud-hufflepuff]

Oh my god he really looks like That

[irhinoceri]

Here are some gems from the article:

[sis-nyc]

That he responded to a 10-minute bit mocking him with “it means ‘barrel-maker,’ an honorable profession” makes me believe that Mullaney was 98 to 100% accurate.

[julaibib]

[girlfriend-ly-deactivated202509]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

me,at a clothes store: excuse me, how much are these pants?

employee: oh theyre 19.99 :)

me: dam…..didnt realize I was at the Gucci store…..