white shrek
How anyone could not be aware of Shrek 2 after the Fairy Godmother snatched humanity’s collective wig with her rendition of ‘I Need a Hero", is beyond me
h
YOU ARE THE REASON
No title available
$LAYYYTER

⁂
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Keni
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

blake kathryn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost
art blog(derogatory)
Misplaced Lens Cap

Origami Around

JBB: An Artblog!

No title available
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
Peter Solarz
seen from United States

seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Spain

seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Netherlands

seen from Germany

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia

seen from Austria

seen from United States

seen from United States
@proud-hufflepuff
white shrek
How anyone could not be aware of Shrek 2 after the Fairy Godmother snatched humanity’s collective wig with her rendition of ‘I Need a Hero", is beyond me
“Art of Beauty”
Winnie Harlow photographed by Pari Dukovic for Harper’s Bazaar US November 2017
Fashion Editor: Anna Trevelyan Hair: Dennis Gots Makeup: Daniel Sallstrom
they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain
@chrisflemingfleming
who’s gonna dm at my wedding?
roll for wedding vows
It’s a Nat 1…
“me… husband” I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring
idr if percy ever talked about snape in the books, but snape is absolutely percy’s favorite teacher and no one - including snape himself - can understand why
ron: why do you even LIKE snape, he’s such a DICK percy
percy: do you know how much that man has revolutionized the potions field? do you know how much i’ve learned under him? he’s a genius and he’s the reason i’m going to get an o on my potions newt, who cares if he’s a dick.
snape, after two hours: mr. weasley, it’s past curfew. my office hours ended one and a half hours ago. you have to leave now.
percy weasley, on two hours of sleep and eight cups of coffee: sir i just have one more question–
#ron thinks snape hates him bc he’s harry’s friend but snape actually hates him bc he’s percy’s brother
I love it, I am dying over here.
bruh the only time a man should have an abortion opinion is if he’s pregnant
Dungeons and Dragons: A new generation.
cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON
she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive
“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”
Made a little girl cry today.
I was manning a booth while dressed as a witch, and an elementary schooler asked me for a potion that would turn her big brother into a frog. I agreed, and spent five minutes preparing a concoction of vinegar, baking soda, food coloring, soap, and glitter, all according to her specifications. I had her stir it, and then when it was ready, I procured a little glass pebble, dipped it into the potion, and told her to place it under her brother’s bed to turn him into a frog by morning.
When I held it out to her, she started bawling, and explained that she didn’t really want her brother to turn into a frog, she loved him, and she didn’t want my magic after all.
“That’s okay,” I said. “This just means you’re a good sister.”
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
but why
is this the softcore version of fuck the police
This is like, back when kids would pretend to make phonecalls on their calculators in class to fool the teacher. This is just the adult version of that.
wasting police resources from a position of relative safety is direct action
The USA are a hellscape
this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not
If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is
this photoset is enough to write episodes for more than 3 seasons of Black Mirror
when one of my players is clearly playing an idealized self-insert who gets to be a badass and solve their emotional problems within the safety of a game among friends:
Talking about gender with other non binaries is so sexy like they get it
On my flight home from Colorado I got to sit in the front exit row with all the leg room and the lady next to me had a seeing eye dog and she said on the plane he wasn't working so I was allowed to pet him as much as I wanted while he napped, and halfway through the flight he woke up and just sat like this for thirty minutes
She said "when you get your snacks, be careful. He is a very good service dog and well trained but snacks are his one vice."
Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)
TAZ: Graduation looks good so far! (I might change the designs later but this is my first impressio!)