Seeking the Great Perhaps

Taylor, 23, Agender, they/them pronouns. Also very queer.

[curioscurio]

white shrek

[curioscurio]

[that-twink-over-there]

How anyone could not be aware of Shrek 2 after the Fairy Godmother snatched humanity’s collective wig with her rendition of ‘I Need a Hero", is beyond me

[midnight-charm]

“Art of Beauty”

Winnie Harlow photographed by Pari Dukovic for Harper’s Bazaar US November 2017

Fashion Editor: Anna Trevelyan Hair: Dennis Gots Makeup: Daniel Sallstrom

[lesbiankatebush]

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

[grandfatherbird]

[birdonawire]

@chrisflemingfleming

[xx-classystarman-moved-xx]

who’s gonna dm at my wedding?

[pkslider]

roll for wedding vows

[maxinethejwalker]

It’s a Nat 1…

[pkslider]

“me… husband” I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring

[snapedefender]

idr if percy ever talked about snape in the books, but snape is absolutely percy’s favorite teacher and no one - including snape himself - can understand why

[snapedefender]

ron: why do you even LIKE snape, he’s such a DICK percy

percy: do you know how much that man has revolutionized the potions field? do you know how much i’ve learned under him? he’s a genius and he’s the reason i’m going to get an o on my potions newt, who cares if he’s a dick.

[snapedefender]

snape, after two hours: mr. weasley, it’s past curfew. my office hours ended one and a half hours ago. you have to leave now.

percy weasley, on two hours of sleep and eight cups of coffee: sir i just have one more question–

[bleedcolor]

#ron thinks snape hates him bc he’s harry’s friend but snape actually hates him bc he’s percy’s brother

I love it, I am dying over here.

[sagihairius]

bruh the only time a man should have an abortion opinion is if he’s pregnant

[sagihairius]

[paintmeahero]

Dungeons and Dragons: A new generation.

[akamxru]

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akamxru]

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

[ruinedchildhood]

[sunshine-tattoo]

she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

[hummingirls]

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

[glumshoe]

Made a little girl cry today.

I was manning a booth while dressed as a witch, and an elementary schooler asked me for a potion that would turn her big brother into a frog. I agreed, and spent five minutes preparing a concoction of vinegar, baking soda, food coloring, soap, and glitter, all according to her specifications. I had her stir it, and then when it was ready, I procured a little glass pebble, dipped it into the potion, and told her to place it under her brother’s bed to turn him into a frog by morning.

When I held it out to her, she started bawling, and explained that she didn’t really want her brother to turn into a frog, she loved him, and she didn’t want my magic after all. 

“That’s okay,” I said. “This just means you’re a good sister.”

[randyliedtke]

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

[stillhereunfortunately]

but why

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

is this the softcore version of fuck the police

[sinfuluser1]

This is like, back when kids would pretend to make phonecalls on their calculators in class to fool the teacher. This is just the adult version of that.

[thequantumqueer]

wasting police resources from a position of relative safety is direct action

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[abolishtocreate]

The USA are a hellscape

[nb-tomfool]

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

[apersnicketylemon]

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

[surprisebitch]

this photoset is enough to write episodes for more than 3 seasons of Black Mirror

[dndaddyissues]

when one of my players is clearly playing an idealized self-insert who gets to be a badass and solve their emotional problems within the safety of a game among friends:

[heshe]

Talking about gender with other non binaries is so sexy like they get it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

On my flight home from Colorado I got to sit in the front exit row with all the leg room and the lady next to me had a seeing eye dog and she said on the plane he wasn't working so I was allowed to pet him as much as I wanted while he napped, and halfway through the flight he woke up and just sat like this for thirty minutes

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

She said "when you get your snacks, be careful. He is a very good service dog and well trained but snacks are his one vice."

[recommend]

Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)

[robink-archive]

TAZ: Graduation looks good so far! (I might change the designs later but this is my first impressio!)