Way to think big, Timmy.
Jules of Nature

izzy's playlists!

shark vs the universe
d e v o n
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
Today's Document
RMH

@theartofmadeline
h

gracie abrams
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Discoholic đȘ©
The Bowery Presents
Not today Justin

No title available

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
No title available

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Pakistan
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from TĂŒrkiye

seen from Netherlands
seen from Israel
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from Latvia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from T1
@sis-nyc
Way to think big, Timmy.
Iâm not into pranking people, so I decided Iâd show you some animals that look silly instead.
Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)
Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)
Dik diks (SMALL?????????)
Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)
Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)
Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)
Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)
I refuse to believe any of these are real
Tibetan Foxes are also very good:
This is the most bizarre yet pure thing Iâve ever encountered on grindr
Are you going?
these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!
and look what he said
https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ
If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but youâre not bad youâre not awful
Hey if youâre not arabic can you reblog this? I hardly ever see any positivity towards us and I just wanna spread love to my Arab siblings
Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78 seconds. (x)
Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead itâs feminist brain/lesbian brain
Feminist brain: this character would never realistically fight in that outfit
Lesbian brain: tiddies hot
Feminist brain: gender non confirming women as villains are queercoding and teaching us that being a lesbian / wlw / gnc woman is evil and bad
Lesbian brain: step on me hot evil lady
Feminist brain: Thatâs right! She doesnât need a love interest! Sheâs a fully functional compete human being without a man.
Lesbian brain: She doesnât need a man because SHEâS A LESBIAN.
know your history
I have never understood the phrase âpower moveâ as clearly as I do in this very moment.
Source: [x]
Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!
okay but this is a power move above any other
It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guyâs face and walked out of the water, saying âgood morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, youâre under arrest.â
At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.
This man is a legend.
warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind
Listen to an interview with him about it here:Â https://www.thisamericanlife.org/580/thats-one-way-to-do-it/prologue
I missed this
Never forget
Lmao
Pokemans
Everybody know thatâs big dick bee
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS đđđđđđđ
every time i watch Ragnarok I think for sure that Loki actually went to Earth and hired the real Matt Damon to play himself in a play on Asgard. It wasnât just Matt damon playing an Asgardian in the movie I just feel it in my soul that Loki went to Earth and was like âI have a role for youâ
Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?
Signing the word milk when moving it past your eyes is âpasteurized milkâ (past your eyes milk)
I worked in closed captioning for many years, and every time a pun came up, it required a dozen people consulting to figure out what the hell to do with it.
Goodbye straight people, I canât say Iâll miss you tbh