Perpetual Procrastinator

24, bi, he/him, sideblog so people following my main aren't blasted with porn. Still omega embarassed about _having_ a porn alt and/or talking about nsfw stuff.

[milkyenthusiast]

absolutely fucked when you see an absolutely stunning breasts image but its stolen. im never reblogging that shit cause im a UNION GIRL #workerssolidarity #boobs

[peachykinky-deactivated20240712]

Detailed NSFW asks!

What is your most tame kink, and why do you like it?

What is your most extreme kink, and why do you like it?

What kink are you the most embarrassed by, and why?

What kinks have you tried with other people? Did you both enjoy it?

Have you got any kinks you haven't tried yet but really want to? If so, what are they?

Did you enjoy your first sexual experience? Why or why not?

A genie has granted you 3 nsfw wishes, what are you wishing for and why?

You now have a superpower of your choice, with the condition that it must be only used sexually. What power do you have and how are you using it?

You can only perform 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

You can only receive 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

What is your favourite sex toy? How do you normally use it?

What is your go-to fantasy? Why do you think you enjoy it so much?

Do you have a favourite sexual memory? If so, what is it?

Do you have an outfit that makes you feel sexy? If so, describe it.

Would you ever make porn of yourself? Why or why not?

What type of porn do you usually prefer (pics, videos, audio, etc), and why do you prefer it?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to receive?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to give?

What is the funniest sexual thing that has happened to you or someone you know?

Is there anything completely non-sexual that always turns you on?

What was the best orgasm you've had recently? Why was it so good?

Do you have something sexual that you are really proud of? What is it?

Have you ever had an orgasm without meaning to? Describe what happened.

What is your perviest confession?

What is the most unusual place you have had an orgasm? What led to it?

What was the most recent not porn thing that made you horny?

Have you ever masturbated to something that was not porn? If so, what was it?

Do you have different tastes in sexual vs romantic partners? if so, what is different?

Have you ever had an inappropriate crush? What made it inappropriate?

What is your definition of having sex?

Have you ever been naked around other people in a non sexual situation? Would you do it again, and did you enjoy it sexually?

Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?

Describe your ideal romantic evening.

Describe your ideal sexual evening.

Describe your ideal sexual partners body.

Describe the ideal nude that someone could send you.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Are you satisfied with your sex life? What would you change?

What sex act do you think you are best at? Describe how you do it.

Describe how you usually masturbate.

What nearby object, that is not a sex toy, would you use to masturbate with? How would you use it?

Describe your most recent sex dream.

Describe your ideal genitalia. Is it the same for your ideal partner? If not describe theirs too.

Describe your orgasms.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Describe the most recent time you had sex.

Where on your body do you enjoy being stimulated, that is not typically used for sexual stimulation? Have you ever had an orgasm from it?

Describe your favourite nsfw body part that you have. Why is it your favourite?

What is you favourite nsfw body part on other people? Why?

Describe your body as positively as you can.

[an-tf-sideblog]

i have fundamentally ridiculous fetish. "I need to get cursed by a witch." "I need a mad scientist to use their machine on me." pulp sci-fantasy-ass kink. absolutely unserious. "what if i were turned into something either a few sizes above or below my current size and my clothed didn't fit" "what if i had paws and fur or claws and scales and knees that were somewhere else" goofball stuff. compelling though. can't say it's not good. it's hot as hell.

[mdtwn]

people who complain about boobs not looking perky and spherical with small, practically areola-less nipples are people who have most definitely never seen boobs outside of the context of porn because lemme tell u man boobs are diverse and lovely and if anyone ever says shit about your boobs u need to kick them in the shin and pour acid into their eyes because your boobs are fab (◡‿◡✿)

[sssaravegas]

seeing mutuals naked on the dash:

[alamort-chimera]

more guys need to stretch and have their shirt ride up to reveal their soft stomachs and happy trails . it is called happy trail because it makes me happy .

[perpetualprocrastinator]

Iris, obviously.

Iris. If we found ourselves in an appropriate historical setting, I'd engage in sensual mistress/maid corset tightening with you

I'd be honored to; you certainly have a lot of experience in historical clothing.

We'd be doing that and absolutely nothing else, of course. We are good christian boys and would never violate leviticus.

[perpetualprocrastinator]

leather for the ask game thing ! because im a sideblog and i can't follow people directly i go through my "mutual's" blogs (actually people who follow me and interact with my posts a lot) like the morning paper every day -- @ nonboobnary

Leather. I regularly visit your blog and read through your new posts.

Hell yeah man :)

Also, I'd recommend you just start a sideblog as a new account. That's what I did, it's a LOT more convenient. Switching between the two accounts is a lil annoying, but I use Firefox Containers for that which makes it super ez.

[sticklysweets]

I really resonate with this

[rosenbraut]

See what your followers think of you

Aldehydes. Your blog is an inspiration to me.

Bergamot. I’d love to play mermaids with you at the pool.

Lemon. I follow you out of morbid curiosity, you’re fascinating to me (like a specimen).

Petitgrain. I have Tom Ripley-esque feelings for you (mix of crush, admiration and jealousy, would take your identity if the opportunity presented itself)

Neroli. I’ve shown or mentioned your posts to friends/people outside of tumblr.

Peach. I wish we could spend a summer evening getting wine drunk and talking on a tiny balcony in a big city.

Plum. Your posts sometimes really test my patience but I’m still here.

Red fruits. We could’ve had a good life together. But you didn’t want it. (=we’re not mutuals and I’m a little bitter about it)

Almond. I think you take yourself too seriously.

Coconut. I wish we could go dancing together.

Iris. If we found ourselves in an appropriate historical setting, I'd engage in sensual mistress/maid corset tightening with you

Heliotrope. We’re mutuals and I’ve reblogged posts specifically in hopes that you’d see them.

Peony. I’ve reblogged posts from you in hopes that you’d see me in your notes. (tumblr courtship)

Ylang-ylang. Songs have reminded me of you in the past.

Rose. I followed you because of the photos you post.

Orchid. I followed you because your posts are hypnotic.

Freesia. You’re always going through something and I’m sitting at the side lines shaking my head & nibbling popcorn.

Magnolia. I’m a little jealous of you and I’m working on it, but seeing your photos/posts sometimes sparks it in me.

Lavender. We talk and I have a crush on you.

Jasmine. I have a (parasocial) crush on you.

Violet. If we were stuck in a haunted castle, I think we could make it out together. (Crawling out as dawn breaks, dirt streaked on our faces, our chests heaving and clothes ripped in places)

Lotus. I admire you from afar.

Gardenia. You’ve been in my orbit for years now and although we don’t talk (anymore, or ever), I remember our shared coexistence on this website with fondness

Carnation. This is the tumblr anon ask equivalent of a little perfumed love letter slipped in your coat jacket for you to be found later.

Cherry blossom. Sometimes I see things outside of tumblr that remind me of you. Maybe because you’ve mentioned them before, maybe not.

Fig leaf. I long to have a toxic homoerotic friendship with you that ends in shambles and ruins this website for both of us for at least a year.

Sandalwood. Your voice is really nice.

Oud. You’re really pretty.

Cedar. I want to tag you in posts but I’m too shy.

Musk. I want to know more about you.

Amber. Your presence intimidates me.

Civet. I would like to talk to you, but I’m shy.

Leather. I regularly visit your blog and read through your new posts.

Vanilla. You’ve had an impact on me — I’ve read, watched, bought, … something because you talked about it.

Honey. We could have a sexually charged sword fight.

Tonka bean. At least one of the things you talk about constantly is of absolutely no interest to me, but you've betwitched and charmed me so I lovingly scroll past without unfollowing

Cocoa. if you were a 2013-era youtuber I'd watch your "what's in my bag" videos.

Patchouli. You’re passionate about your interests and it shines through in your posts. Whether I know a lot about these interests myself, I enjoy reading your posts about them.

Pepper. You’ve said things that hurt me before.

Vetiver. I long to court you like a medieval knight.

Benzoin. I long to be courted by you like a medieval lady.

Incense. Your posts are mostly incomprehensible to me, but I enjoy the glimpse into your mind.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

tumblr keeps giving me these ads with straight up porn in them (like, nude dickriding) and while idgaf about seeing porn I really am like, exhausted by the double edged swords of "terms of service" and "advertising".

I can't post images that show too much of my stomach, because notable body fat trips whatever alarms are up in tumblr HQ. but advertisers can show me skinny white girls bouncing on it all day long bc like, they're advertisers.

we live in advertising world. companies have more rights to "expression" in public than individuals. once you notice it you won't stop seeing it. you have a moral duty to resist it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

getting tired of these kinds of responses. "you're only seeing porn because you look at porn and the ads are connected to your data huehuehuehue" like it's some kind of gotcha.

I am a sex worker - a porn creator. Yes, I spend a lot of time on porn sites! sometimes for work, sometimes for pleasure. I'm not embarrassed to admit it. Do you think I should be? I'm on testosterone, sometimes I jerk off four times a day. Get over it.

When I said "idgaf about seeing porn" I meant it! What I DO care about is the fact that I as a user and a worker cannot post my creative labour on this website, but that advertisers can show me whatever they want, including AI generated Attractive People doing my job. The implication that they're doing this with the use of tracking cookies makes it worse, actually. I don't like living under surveillance. Do you think it's funny? Or do you think that was part of the problem I was trying to talk about from the start?

[flowerr--child]

REBLOG if you want NSFW anons

[theehorsepusssy]

[sumikatt]

Now this might alarm you but nearly everything on the internet is being hosted in a data center. You are utilizing a data center right now reading this post

[sumikatt]

Everything in the digital world has physical infrastructure that supports it and has environmental impact and I don’t get why people act like that’s unique to AI

[jv]

Magnitude. LLMs needs orders of magnitude more computing processing power than your average online service.

It's like saying "I don't know why anyone cares that they are building that super highway through a protected land when there is already a dirt road there"

[chris-in-eugene]

For those of us in America (USA, USA, USA... sorry), think of doing some basic stuff on the internet (like tumblr, yay!) is like me driving just over 1 mile to go to the nearest grocery store.

Using something like a streaming service for the same amount of time, is like driving 10 miles to a grocery store.

Using an LLM is like driving 100 miles to a grocery store.

[jv]

This is a very good analogy. And as the resident smug European, I need to add:

Using the old web (from early versions of social media to websites, RSS and blogs) is like walking a few blocks to get your groceries.

[soluksuret-deactivated20260516]

what if you matched my freak AND my loving heart huh

[catgirlerection]

Learning that someone jerked off to you

[viktor-the-leshen]

[kira-serialfaggot]

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

he would not say that.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I was there when he said it actually

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"

he would not say that.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock

[gnilliam]

[abalidoth]

Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.

His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."

[fallenangelvictorious]

there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list