I do so adore that Barty went "I hate my dad. He's the head of magical law enforcement. I think I'll become a criminal."
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I do so adore that Barty went "I hate my dad. He's the head of magical law enforcement. I think I'll become a criminal."
Idotn liekyou tumblr .
imagine stranger things ends with 'and it was all a dream'
I'm just now having a Thad x Doll awakening. How was I so blind. Oh my god
So like they've been talking a lot about how they're all a bunch of fuck ups. And while sure they're all a little unstable and unpredictable, I don't really think they are fuck ups? Outcasts sure. People who have had a lot of bad shit happen to them? Yeah. People who have made mistakes? Who hasn't.
Like Laudna didn't really fuck up. She had the worst things imaginable happen to her, then was given exactly 0 time to heal. All the while she was being manipulated by someone who was supposed to "care" for her.
Imogen was neglected by her father and ostracized by her town and honestly came out as normal as she probably could have. When she was out on her own, with Laudna, they seemed to do pretty well?? It's just, being the leader of a group is new to her. It takes a while to adjust.
Ashton was used as a science experiment by their cult leader father. Then was dropped in the middle of nowhere where they found a family that didn't love them as much as they loved them. They had to make a lot of hard decisions on their own and just because they're not lawful good decisions doesn't mean they were wrong or bad.
Fearne being classified as a fuck up because did meet her warlord fathers expectations is crazy to me. (I know what they were getting at by calling her a disappointment. Doesn't mean I have to like it) On top of that, she had years stolen from her as a price for her parents actions.
FCG was programmed a certain way and they fought against it at every point they could. Their literal programming. Being taken over by something hardwired into I don't think counts as fucking up?
Braius was lied to then excommunicated. it seems like letting Nott and Jester in was like the only thing he did wrong his entire life?? He was hella devout before that??
Chetney is 4,000 years old and fucked his way through exandria. He doesn't have a family to disappoint and hes been making children's favorite toys for like ever. He hurt some people along the way but like. Does that constitute as being a fuck up?
Dorian literally did what he was supposed to do. His parents had a rumspringa and to imply that he's a fuck up for literally doing a rite of passage is beyond me. (If you wanna talk about fuck ups ask me about Cyrus) And even on his rumspringa he became one of exandrias greatest hopes.
And Orym. His insisting incident? The thing that set him in this course? His husband and father dying. In the same battle that he fought in. That's the thing he "fucked up" on. Failing to save those closest to him. And idk I think it's pretty cruel to call him a fuck up for not being able to save them against Otoha. Who also killed him.
some 1/8 ramblings...
i know joey wasnt necessarily a tattoos & body art guy like corey, but i think corey would wanna doodle random pieces over small parts of joey's body. inside jokes, poorly drawn musicians, logos of bands they both love. joey would do it too, and way more, because corey loves whatever joey comes up with and wants everything he can express artistically on his body forever. i think about them trading comics sometimes, or corey reading his favorite issues of his favorite series on joey's lap. could be the crow. could be johnny the homicidal maniac. corey rambling about different details he's picking up on and joey fueling his fire because they're BOTH motor mouths. i think about them standing five feet apart in a crowded room and finding each other through a single look, and breaking out into hysterics. i think about all of joey's half cooked ideas about how to set corey on fire, put him in a barbed wire harness, dunk him in fake blood. i think about them painting each other's nails on their less dominant hands, and i think about joey being better at dual wielding a paintbrush and corey being jealous. i think about them smudging their lipstick on each other. i think about corey crawling into joey's couch that should've been his and dropping his body weight on him as revenge, as affection, as spite, or something akin to when a dog flops its head into your lap when you stop petting it. amongst other things
Hannibal Lecter will see you now.
i dont think my heart can handle another 'mamas boy' edit they are HURTING ME