Perseus Jackson

In love with fictional boys. Slytherin.

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Blossom 九重紫 Text Posts 1/2 (two)

[jofiel]

Song Mo to Dou Zhao:

[ackermental]

When your wife is telling you that she basically knows the future, but you don't even react correctly aka think she's crazy, because it's your wedding night and you're too horny to think like a logical human being.

People are saying that Dou Zhao was hillarious for choosing this moment to spill the tea, but my girl knew what she was doing. No way in hell would Song Mo react like "omg, my wife is so brilliant" under any other circumstances. Alas my boy wanted to smash, so he decided to put this issue behind them as fast as possible and played along 🤣🤣🤣.

[eulaties]

theyre unparalleled

[circumference-pie]

Why do the women I like keep trying to bite me?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lightflame]

[saintskeptic]

mulder and scully if an evil wizard turned them into cats

[uchihaculture]

[dangermousie]

Mi Lan discovering new pleasures now that she can see is AAAAA!

And Mi Lan "meeting" herself because she gets to see what she looks like (and likes it) is double AAAAAAA!

[xiaolanhua]

Ouyang Nana and Gao Weiguang for Harper’s Bazaar China

[haeyeongs]

When I felt like I would hate you, I begged in my head, "Please, don't even let him catch a cold" or "Please don't let him suffer from a hangover". MY LIBERATION NOTES (2022)

[uppoompat]

Then what's the relationship between you two? He's just my mom's friend's son.

LOVE NEXT DOOR 엄마친구아들 (2024) Premieres August 17th

[jager-bruder]

[queen-scribbles]

[alexcabotgf]

NEOTRIN + text posts and tweets (part 2)

[watermelonmountaindew]

i need to know every language immediately

[wwbygd1990]

xu kai is very good at many many acting things, but he’s gotta be best in the world at the my-girlfriend-isn’t-currently-kissing-me sulk

[mariusarchv]