The seemingly current state of feminism
FEMINIST: I demand equality.
FEMINIST: Harvard must go coed, not Wellesley.
FEMINIST: And circumcised girls must be called "genitally mutilated," while circumcised boys remain..."normal."
FEMINIST: After sex, I get three choices (birth, abortion, or adoption). You get none.
FEMINIST: I can kill your child, or make you pay for 25 years, or give it away.
FEMINIST: I can join the army and never fight.
FEMINIST: I can wear what I want, but you can't look at what you want.
FEMINIST: I'm rough and tough, but can sue for name-calling.
FEMINIST: I can come in 70th in a Marathon and still get first-place prizes.[FoxNews: Catherine Ndereba of Kenya won the Boston Marathon (search) for the third time Monday, her 16-second margin of victory tying for the smallest in women's race history. — Well, that wasn't hard at all. Women got a half-hour head start. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,117526,00.html)]
[Catherine Ndereba, the top female finisher (13th overall), and Timothy Cherigat (1st overall), the top male finisher, each got $80,000. I can’t find the prize amount for those placing 2nd through 12th.(http://www.news.mensactivism.org//article.pl?sid=04/04/20/1540257&mode=threaded)]
FEMINIST: I want to technically make divorce no-fault...
FEMINIST: ...but actually blame you.
FEMINIST: I want all the benefits of marriage post-divorce, not the burdens. You must keep all burdens and lose all benefits.
FEMINIST: If I say you made booga-booga eyes at me, I get to call the cops and have you arrested.
FEMINIST: Arrested, you become a "batterer" and I can kick you out of our home. I also get temporary custody of your kids.
FEMINIST: If I have a restraining order, and you call me, I can call it "stalking." You'll be jailed.
FEMINIST: At permanent custody hearings, I can bring up your "abuse" record and keep the kids, car, cash, and castle.
FEMINIST: I can kill you and say you provoked me. You can't lay a hand on me since "There's NEVER an excuse to hit a woman."
FEMINIST: Men who beat women will suffer harsh Federal punishments and public censure. Women — who start better than half of all domestic fights with men and cause most abuse/neglect of children and the elderly — will be called "nurturers" and "care-givers."
FEMINIST: Divorce will cost you big bucks. I'll get free help from the state, and wimmin's advocates, and even make you pay my legal bills.
FEMINIST: I get the kids, 'cuz I spent more time raising them. You don't keep the cash, though you spent more time earning it.
FEMINIST: I'm a mommy, you're a money-mule.
FEMINIST: I get to go back to school, or stay at home. You must work.
FEMINIST: I get to track your earnings. You can't track my parenting. In fact, you can't see your kids school records without my say-so.
FEMINIST: You must make up for my lost career momentum. I don't have to make up for your lost time with the kids.
FEMINIST: You have to pay child-support (CS) to me. I don't have to tell you how I spend it or if I use it on myself.
FEMINIST: Your CS orders will be higher than if we were still married, being based on Lenore [Weitzman's] cooked statistics.
FEMINIST: I get to have "space" and to "find" myself. Judges will make you stay at lousy jobs.
FEMINIST: I get 25 per cent of your gross income for Jimmy. Make more, I get more.
FEMINIST: After divorce, I can "train" or go to college instead of getting a job. You have to work.
FEMINIST: I get to move the kids out of state without your permission. You can't budge without mine.
FEMINIST: "Family" now means "women and children."
FEMINIST: Birthing slatterns will now be called "single mommies," their chosen sex partners "predators."
FEMINIST: States and feds will enforce my child-support rights - for free. You must pay to " try" to enforce your visitation rights.
FEMINIST: I don't have to make up denied visitation to you. You must pay all missed CS payments to me, with interest.
FEMINIST: I can call you a "deadbeat dad." You can't call me a "welfare queen."
FEMINIST: Welfare mothers can't be forced to name abusive fathers since ALL fathers are now "abusive."
FEMINIST: The tax office can dog you on the Internet for CS. My privacy is sacred, my rights endless.
FEMINIST: CS agents can hunt you like a fugitive slave, making you register with employers like an apartheid black.
FEMINIST: Whales matter now, not males.
FEMINIST: In cultural coin tosses, it's "heads I win, tails you lose."
FEMINIST: I can keep expanding my perks and punishing you.
FEMINIST: If you want me to bobbittize you, say "Okay."
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