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Types as responses

I think: INTP, INTJ, ENTP, ENTJ

I know: ISTP, ISTJ, ESTP, ESTJ

I believe: INFP, INFJ, ENFP, ENFJ

I feel: ISFP, ISFJ, ESFP, ESFJ

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How the types differ by one letter

INTJ vs ENTJ

INTJ: They don’t care to get to know everyone, but everyone at least knows of them

ENTJ: They know everyone and everyone knows them. How else would one move up the social ladder?

INTJ vs ISTJ

INTJ: That quiet straight-A person in class who indulges in nerdy interests in their spare time when they’re not studying

ISTJ: That quiet straight-A person in class who indulges in even more studying in their spare time than INTJ

INTJ vs INFJ

INTJ: *Is quiet and detached around someone* “Not my problem if they think I’m rude”

INFJ: *Is quiet and detached around someone* “OMG WHAT IF THEY THINK I DON’T LIKE THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

INTJ vs INTP

INTJ: Doesn’t show their caring side unless they really care about you. And I mean REALLY care

INTP: You’re at least a good-tier friend of theirs? Time for them to tell you about everyone they truly care about and why they do

INFJ vs ENFJ

INFJ: Makes friends when extroverts adopt them

ENFJ: Is the extrovert friend that adopts introverts

INFJ vs ISFJ

INFJ: Cares for you by helping you survive and advance in life

ISFJ: Cares for you by giving you kind words and sharing food with you

INFJ vs INFP

INFJ: “I know you’re just going through a phase, but I’ll still love you and support you no matter what”

INFP: “IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM, THIS IS WHO I AM”

ISFJ vs ESFJ

ISFJ: Will cuddle you in the comfort of your or their own home while you tell them what’s bothering you

ESFJ: Will take you on an adventure to your favourite fast food place while you tell them what’s bothering you

ISFJ vs ISTJ

ISFJ: Hall monitor in elementary school

ISTJ: Cried when they didn’t get the hall monitor position in elementary school

ISFJ vs ISFP

ISFJ: Saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop in 2009 and thought it was pretty good

ISFP: Started ironically liking Paul Blart: Mall Cop cause of Tumblr, eventually actually saw it and started unironically liking it

ISTJ vs ESTJ

ISTJ: Too quiet when working on a group project

ESTJ: Not quiet enough when working on a group project

ISTJ vs ISTP

ISTJ: *Shows up late to class for the first time all semester* “omg look how rebellious I am”

ISTP: *Shows up to class on time for the first time all semester* “omg look how responsible I am”

ISTP vs ESTP

ISTP: Alienates people by being too edgy

ESTP: Alienates people by almost landing themselves in jail and/or the hospital one too many times

ISTP vs INTP

ISTP: Stays up till 5 am reading articles about how to be attractive and looking at specs of expensive watches, cars, and whatever tech they’re interested in that night

INTP: Stays up till 5 am watching anime and reading about philosophy

ISTP vs ISFP

ISTP: Ironically writes sad poetry

ISFP: Unironically writes sad poetry

ISFP vs ESFP

ISFP: Has coffee running through their veins

ESFP: Has vodka running through their veins

ISFP vs INFP

ISFP: Wannabe Instagram model

INFP: Wannabe Tumblr model

INFP vs ENFP

INFP: Has a “whatever” attitude about their introversion

ENFP: Refers to themselves as an introvert or ambivert cause they don’t see themselves as a Basic Outgoing Extrovert™

INFP vs INTP

INFP: Has a selfie of themselves wearing a flower crown as their profile pic on Tumblr

INTP: Has a picture of an anime character or a superhero as their profile pic on Tumblr

INTP vs ENTP

INTP: “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if we went to Wal-Mart and shouted swear words into the PA system?”

ENTP: Actually goes to Wal-Mart one day and shouts swear words into the PA system

ENTP vs ESTP

ENTP: Shows their friends their best Batman impression while quoting lines from Batman movies

ESTP: Googles how long it would take to become as strong and fast as Batman and designs a workout program based around getting on Batman’s level of athleticism

ENTP vs ENFP

ENTP: Would work for Reddit if they could

ENFP: Would work for Buzzfeed if they could

ENTP vs ENTJ

ENTP: Either an overachiever or underachiever in anything, no in-between

ENTJ: Underachiever in absolutely nothing

ENFP vs ESFP

ENFP: Goes out dressed in thrift store clothes

ESFP: Goes out dressed in designer clothes

ENFP vs ENFJ

ENFP: *Person admits feelings to them or asks them out* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO”

ENFJ: *Admits feelings to crush / crush admits feelings to them* “I HAVE BEEN AWAITING THIS DAY FOR CENTURIES”

ESFP vs ESTP

ESFP: Gets awkwardly hit on at bars

ESTP: Awkwardly hits on people at bars

ESFP vs ESFJ

ESFP: “Yo let’s go dance”

ESFJ: “I’m not really a dancer”

ESTJ vs ENTJ

ESTJ: Has to resist throwing a fit when they don’t get to be the leader/boss/supervisor/alpha/top dog of something

ENTJ: Somehow always ends up being the leader/boss/supervisor/alpha/top dog of everything they do

ESTJ vs ESFJ

ESTJ: Is the person you go to when you need help getting a job

ESFJ: Is the person you go to when you need help texting someone you want to date and/or hook up with

ESTJ vs ESTP:

ESTJ: Honour roll student, multiple sport athlete, on student council and multiple school committees, volunteers and works in their spare time, has a 3-4 GPA through all of high school/college/university, lands a decent job right after graduating

ESTP: Puts how many Tinder matches they have and how much they can bench on their resume

ENFJ vs ESFJ

ENFJ: Seems slutty, is actually pretty wholesome

ESFJ: Seems wholesome, is actually pretty slutty

ENFJ vs ENTJ

ENFJ: Has thoroughly planned out future living situation, relationship, and type of social life

ENTJ: Has thoroughly planned out future career and how to attain it

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Tag yourself I’m Stressed Neutral

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estp: chaotic istp: chaotic cynical isfp: chaotic passive-aggressive esfp: chaotic sloppy istj: lawful introverted isfj: neutral confused estj: stressed neutral esfj: neutral fashionable infp: neutral cute enfp: chaotic weird infj: neutral insecure enfj: unfashionable good intp: pathetic evil entp: extroverted evil intj: poetic evil entj: horny evil

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the ‘ENTJs are the devil’ stereotype…. how original :/

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Advice for the types:

INTP: Sometimes you’ll have to leave certain people behind in pursuit of your own happiness. That’s not selfish,no matter what some feelers might tell you. It’s smart and reasonable. ISFJ: Sometimes, people will leave you. That’s not your fault. People change and that’s okay. It’s not their fault either. INTJ: You may think you know what’s best for others but that may not always be the case. As a person who values their own independence, respect other people’s independence too. ENTP: Sometimes people won’t like you. Sometimes people won’t find you interesting. That’s not a character flaw, it’s a matter of opinion. ENTJ: Sometimes people do things simply for the sake of doing them. They’re not being ridiculous. Things have value and it’s not always material. ESFP: No matter how awkward and uncomfortable break ups are, they’re better than leading people on and hurting them in the process. Don’t feel bad about break ups. ESFJ: Thinkers aren’t cruel. What they say may seem mean at first but if you allow your Ti to process their words you’ll find that it makes sense and might even be what’s best, after all. ISFP: It’s great that’s you’re so sweet and kind but sometimes you have to be mean, sometimes you have to be harsh. It’s a tough world, kid. Start looking for a thicker skin to wear. ESTP: I know the here and now are very exciting but keep in mind that the future is just as real as the present. Think about it every now and then. Ni is not the enemy. INFP: It may seem to you like you feel more deeply than others, love more truly, but remember that love languages are a real thing and there are many. Don’t undermine other people’s emotions just because they seem less authentic to you. INFJ: Don’t instantly label people as “bad” if they have different views than yours. You are no authority over what’s right and wrong. No one is. The very notion is too abstract to be so simply defined. ENFJ: I understand your passion for unity, but accept that it can’t always be achieved. We are all fish swimming in the same sea, but there are many kinds of fish out there, and not all of them will get along. ISTJ: Not all strange things are bad and unwelcome. Give new things a try every now and then. Ne is bizarre but it could be magical. ESTJ: You can be incredibly creative when you want to. Unlock that side of your personality more often. Coupled with your great work ethic, you’ll be going many places in life. ISTP: I know you’re secretly sentimental but let me tell you something, it doesn’t have to be a secret. Fe is part of what makes you human. It doesn’t discredit you as a rational person. It’s okay to express your feelings. ENFP: You have some brilliant ideas but they’ll only ever be ideas if you don’t try to make something out of them. Your Te, when it’s in action, is a force to be reckoned with. Learn to use your tertiary more.

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The Types as Snicket Quotes

ENFJ - “It is always cruel to laugh at people, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.”

INFJ - “When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”

ESTP - “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”

ISTP - “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

ENTJ - “This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”

INTJ - “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.”

ESFP - “It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.”

ISFP - “You know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”

ESTJ - “It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.”

ISTJ - “If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”

ENFP - “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”

INFP - “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

ESFJ - “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.”

ISFJ - “It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”

ENTP - “It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.”

INTP - “The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”

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The types when they have a crush

INTJ: Makes a detailed plan to get with their crush, never actually ends up bringing it into reality

INFJ: Imagines themselves and their crush as the leads of a romantic story where everything turns out happily ever after

ISFJ: Pines after their crush from afar, never makes any moves, gets very intimidated whenever the crush is around them

ISTJ: Doesn’t crush, waits until they meet someone who wants a relationship with them and then makes a move

ISTP: Hopes to attract their crush by being a mysterious and independent type, ends up being so mysterious and independent that no one has any idea how to approach them or if they have any friends or feelings

ISFP: Takes their crush to a quiet spot and gives them a 100% honest confession of their feelings

INFP: Vents their feelings about their crush to their best friends, eventually decides whether or not the pursuit is worth it and makes a move if the feelings are still there

INTP: Doesn’t know wtf to do, their internal monologue when they’re around their crush is just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ENTP: Tries to woo their crush by emphasizing common interests, comes off as a total nerd, but the crush doesn’t mind cause ENTP totally owns their nerdiness

ENFP: Becomes friends with their crush, then spends what feels like an eternity in the friendzone cause they don’t have the cojones to make a fuckin move

ESFP: Befriends their crush, builds mutual attraction simply by existing, relationship ensues

ESTP: Starts conversations with their crush to get a feel of what their chances are and to try to impress them, waits until they get some alone time with them, then smoothly asks them out

ESTJ: Reels their crush in with a confident get-shit-done attitude, then makes an equally confident move that pays off

ESFJ: Thinks day and night about their crush and whether or not they like them back, secretly enjoys feeling like they’re a character in a teen drama

ENFJ: Plans out their future with their crush, then does their best to spend time with them as they wait for them to make a move

ENTJ: Befriends their crush, but blows their chances when they make a legitimate move cause their expression of attraction goes from 0-100 real quick and alienates the crush

Here’s Why You’re Still Single Based On Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type

ESFJ

You’re single because: You have a savior complex and keep going for wounded people who can’t properly love you back.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You’re finally attracted to someone who has his or her shit together and doesn’t need to be bullied into a relationship.

ESTP

You’re single because: You’re having way too much fun sleeping around.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You start feeling bad about how long your ISFJ hookup has been doing your laundry for you, at which point you’ll finally ask them out.

ENTJ

You’re single because: You have impossibly high standards and you’d probably just marry yourself if it were legal.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You decide that it is practical to do so, at which point you will assess potential suitors for mate value and propose to the most logical subject.

ENFJ

You’re single because: You smothered the crap out of your last partner, who genuinely did not have anything left to “Open up” about.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You go on the Bachelor and win.

INTJ

You’re single because: You over-analyze social interactions to the point where it seems easier to just avoid them altogether.

You’ll get into a relationship when: A hell-bent ENFP follows you around for a long enough period of time that you eventually just accept that you’re dating.

ESFP

You’re single because: You’ve hooked up with everyone you’re mildly interested in and now you’re bored.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You want to, pretty much. Who can resist you?

ESTJ

Your single because: Those helpful life pointers you gave your last date were actually pretty insulting.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet an Anastasia Steele type who just wants to be bossed around.

ENFP

You’re single because: You have the attention span of a goldfish and cannot decide what you want.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You find someone just unattainable enough to intrigue you for a significant period of time.

INFJ

You’re single because: You have trust issues.

You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone you’ve known for an unimaginable amount of time finally wears you down and convinces you that you can take a chance on them.

ISTJ

You’re single because: You aren’t a party animal/bad boy, which you’ve convinced yourself is all anyone your age wants.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You finally reach the phase of life where other people are as ready to settle down as you have been for the past two decades.

INFP

You’re single because: You idealize the crap out of potential partners and then get upset when their reality doesn’t measure up.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone who also wants the rest of his or her life to resemble a Nicholas Sparks novel.

ISTP

You’re single because: You rely solely on apps to get laid (Mainly tinder) and don’t see a reason to switch up the game plan.

You’ll get into a relationship when: An insistent ESFJ declares himself or herself your significant other and introduces themselves to your entire family before you have a chance to protest.

ISFJ

You’re single because: You’re attracted to carefree personalities, who then take the relationship twelve hundred times less seriously than you do.

You’ll get into a relationship when: The ESTP you’ve been pursuing is finally ready to settle down.

ISFP

You’re single because: You haven’t found anyone you love more than you love Reality TV.

You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone intrigues you enough to pull you out of your shell and pursue him or her full-force.

INTP

You’re single because: You haven’t left your apartment in three months.

You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone just like yourself on World of Warcraft.

ENTP

You’re single because: You’re not. You’re probably already in a couple of relationships that you’ve just forgotten about.

You’ll get into a relationship when: Your INFJ wife tracks you down and demands to know where you’ve been for the past six years.

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Here’s Who Probably Has A Crush On You Based On Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type

MBTI enthusiasts were asked which Myers-Briggs personality type they’re most attracted to, based on their own personality type. There was a visible trend in which types are crushing on which other types. Check out the responses below to learn who’s probably sweet on you!

ENFP- Who’s crushing on you: The quiet, nerdy one. They’re focused, composed and together. You’re scattered, enthusiastic and charming. At a first glance it might not be a match made in heaven but something about your quick wit and fearless charisma keeps drawing them back to you. Try giving this combination a shot – you may be surprised to find that their intensity and firmness balances you out in all the right ways.

INTJ - Who’s crushing on you: The emotionally intense one. They’re introspective, analytical and artistic. You’re intense, intellectual and emotionally guarded. You may see them as overly whimsical but they see you as a challenge. This emotionally intelligent type wants to break down your walls and understand what’s beneath your cool, rational exterior. Though the thought of this may send alarm bells screeching through your mind, don’t be so quick to write them off. They may prove themselves imperative to helping you unlock parts of yourself you never knew existed –and you may just grow immeasurably from it.

ENTJ - Who’s crushing on you: The scatterbrained genius. They’re analytical, entrepreneurial and just a little out of touch with the world that surrounds them. You’re practical, put-together and high achieving. Though you never pictured yourself with someone so scattered, this mismatched prodigy may just be the yin to your yang. They’re enticed by your no-nonsense, put-together attitude. And if you gave them the time of day, you’d quickly learn that they have the brains to fuel it all. Together you could be the perfect team – but you’re going to have to make the first move. They keep forgetting to.

ENTP - Who’s crushing on you: The softhearted brainiac. They’re sharp, put-together and secretly harbouring a bleeding heart. You’re dynamic, quick-witted and tirelessly analytical. You may not have noticed them watching you, but they’ve been analyzing your every move for months now. This highly introspective type has you figured out in ways that you don’t even have you figured out – and discovering this will be a shock to your system. Something about the fierce precision this type possesses will endlessly compel you. You’ll want to break their walls down to understand exactly how they tick – except their walls don’t come down easily. Both of you love a good puzzle, and figuring each other out may just be one of the most passionate endeavours you ever undertake.

ENFJ - Who’s crushing on you: The artistic one. They’re creative, individualistic and a little bit head-in-the-clouds. You’re warm, put-together and nurturing. They’re taking their time to approach you, to the point where you may not even have noticed that they’re crushing. But this highly introspective type is drawn to your organized, empathetic nature. Even if you haven’t spoken yet, chances are they have a painting, poem or song that they composed with you in mind. You inspire them and they could do the same for you. Just give them some time to move in closer – their emotional depth will intoxicate and challenge you.

ESTJ - Who’s crushing on you: The sensible, selfless one. They’re sensible, selfless and sweet. You’re motivated, driven and dominant. They admire the no-nonsense attitude you bring to the table and suspect that somewhere below your tough exterior, you’re hiding a heart. This compassionate yet self-motivated type may be exactly what you need – their dedication balances your drive and they bring out the soft side in you. But don’t worry – they won’t tell anyone else that you have one.

INFJ - Who’s crushing on you: The intellectual badass. They’re intense, unconventional and into pushing boundaries. You’re composed, introspective and guarded. This type is simultaneously your worst nightmare and your dream come true. They won’t be shy in approaching you and trying to get down to the bottom of what makes you tick. They’re natural puzzle-solvers and your eloquent composure is one giant question mark to them. They want to break down your walls and show you a whole new world – one that may just be thrilling in all the right ways, if you let it be.

ISFP - Who’s crushing on you: The nurturing friend. They’re kind, collected and community-minded. You’re artistic, adventurous and full of heart. You may only think of them as a friend – the one who’s always happy to pick you up after a long night out or relish your latest piece of art. But they’ve been secretly marveling over your artistic nature and thoughtful presence for a while now. They want to get to know you better – they simply aren’t sure if you feel the same way. Drop them a hint if you do – you two may just balance each other out in all the right ways.

ESTP - Who’s crushing on you: The sweet one. They’re unassuming, nurturing and selfless. You’re outgoing, adventurous and capable. You may not have noticed them admiring you from the sidelines but once you do, you’ll have no idea how you ever missed them. You’ll be pleasantly surprised by their sweetness and genuineness. This nurturing type sincerely wants what’s best for you and in exchange they ask only that you light up their life with your haphazard charm. They’ll be your soft place to fall if you’ll be their superhero – together, the two of you could make a dream team.

ISTJ - Who’s crushing on you: The party animal. They’re impulsive, outgoing and excitable. You’re steady, reliable and strong. Nobody would ever put the two of you together, but they’ve been secretly admiring you from the spotlight. This scattered type respects your firm resolve and feels surprisingly balanced out by you. Chances are they’ll be moving in on you any day now – they just aren’t 100% sure if you feel the same way. It’s time to give them something to go on if you do.

ISFJ - Who’s crushing on you: The superhero. They’re outgoing, confident and capable. You’re compassionate, reliable and organized. No matter how much of a show they put on in front of others, something about you has them weak in the knees. This straight-shooting type is comfortable with going for what they want, but they’ve been secretly longing for someone to come home to. And you’re the exact type of person they have in mind.

INFP - Who’s crushing on you: The together one. They’re organized, capable and kind. You’re intense, analytical and a wee bit out of touch with the world that surrounds you. And something about your accidental aloofness is insanely attractive to them. This kind, nurturing type has been admiring you for the depth and authenticity you bring to every task you undertake. They know that with your vision and their practical skills, the two of you could make a dream team. Now if you’d only stop pursuing all those other tortured artists for long enough to notice them…

ISTP - Who’s crushing on you: The whimsical one. They’re sensual, spiritual and adventurous. You’re laid-back, logical and grounded. Something about your capable nature is endlessly attractive to their fanciful one – and they want to get to know you better. The good news is, you already run in the same crowds. You’ll notice them getting a little bit closer each time you hang out –and don’t be quick to write them off. If you do eventually get together, they might just provide the exact mix of sensuality and camaraderie that you’ve been looking for.

INTP - Who’s crushing on you: The class clown. They’re witty, outgoing and goofy. You’re logical, introspective and aloof. Something about your standoffish nature presents itself as a challenge to this gregarious type –they want to find out what’s under your shell. It may not be a match made in heaven, but it’s worth giving a shot. You share a love for the unconventional and that might just include each other.

ESFJ - Who’s crushing on you: The scattered romantic. They’re whimsical, artistic and idealistic. You’re warm, generous and together. Your compassionate yet put-together persona is attractive to their bleeding heart. With your practicality and their romanticism, the two of you could make a dream team. But you might have to make the first move – they’re too busy expressing their affection in their artwork to actually let you know they’re interested in you.

ESFP - Who’s crushing on you: The strong, silent one. They’re resilient, reliable and steadfast. You’re gregarious, excitable and free-spirited. You may not have noticed them admiring you from the sidelines but they’re charmed by your charismatic nature and they want to get to know you much better. You two might just provide the exact balance one another needs – they’re simply waiting for you to finally take notice that they’ve been there all along.

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MBTI Types as Accurate Stereotypes + Surprising Characteristics

ENTJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Whatever the ladder is, they’re heading straight for the top. Surprising characteristic: Actually genuinely interested in how people are doing and what’s going on with them.

INTJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Logical planners to the max. Surprising characteristic: Flirtatious and/or coy as all get out.

ENFJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Will 10/10 give motivational speeches. Also very sensitive to accidentally hurting people’s feelings. Surprising characteristic: Can be very stubborn/adamant about things.

INFJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Will stare into your soul and try to discover your essence. Surprising characteristic: Incredible goofballs that love to have fun.

ESTJ:

Stereotype that’s true: 10/10 will be super hard on you, 10/10 don’t mean for you to take it personally. Surprising characteristic: Enjoy being controversial.

ISTJ:

Stereotype that’s true: The most incredibly steady people you will ever meet in your entire life. Surprising characteristic: Are generally really personable and happy to be around people. Very non-intimidating and interested in making things work for everyone.

ESFJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Get really anxious about taking care of people. Surprising characteristic: Absolutely excel at scathing remarks.

ISFJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Will bake you cookies and their hair is always perfect. Surprising characteristic: Rich and complex inner life that goes way beyond the smiles and nods they give everyone on the outside.

ENFP:

Stereotype that’s true: Ramble. A lot. Surprising characteristic: Take things a lot less personally than you’d think, fans of honesty over placating.

INFP:

Stereotype that’s true: Somewhere far, far away in their own little world. Surprising characteristic: Could easily level you with one well-placed verbal blow and argue you into the ground.

ENTP:

Stereotype that’s true: Like to debate with people and play devil’s advocate. Surprising characteristic: Don’t like to back people into corners or decisions.

INTP:

Stereotype that’s true: Nerds to the max. Surprising characteristic: Good at engaging with people/carrying on conversations when they want to be.

ESFP:

Stereotype that’s true: Love to party. Surprising characteristic: Really need time for themselves, more so than you’d think.

ISFP:

Stereotype that’s true: Care about people a lot. Also really into fashion. Surprising characteristic: Sinnamon rolls to the max.

ESTP:

Stereotype that’s true: Must. Always. Be. Active. Surprising characteristic: Can make a plan and make it work quite well.

ISTP:

Stereotype that’s true: Sports and hobbies are their thing and they are very good at them. Surprising characteristic: Take their loyalties extremely seriously.

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why are loads of infp quote blogs acting like infps invented sadness smh

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How dare you? It’s just as stupid as saying that ESTPs didn’t created fighting with dinosaurs. You don’t need to search that kind of thing, it’s common sense. And this, my darling, was how you use your 4th shadow function in a healthy way.

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The types as things that they and ONLY they invented:

ISFJ: kindness and consideration ISFP: any sort of visual art ISTJ: fuckin Hammurabi’s code ISTP: Pete wentz INFJ: thinking any thought more in depth that “I need to eat food and drink water to remain alive” INFP: being sad INTJ: literally every scientific achievement INTP: watching Star Trek and/or liking outer space ENTP: yelling ENTJ: business negotiations ENFP: the sky ENFJ: caring about minorities ESTP: fighting with dinosaurs ESTJ: capitalism ESFP: talking to other people and sometimes enjoying it ESFJ: idk I got nothing man these guys are as unoriginal as banksy in 2015

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ESFJ probably invented Facebook or emojis

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mbti as beautiful/aesthetic words

intp: syzygy (n) an alignment of celestial bodies istj: vellichor (n) the strange wistfulness of used bookshops infp: nefelibata (n) “cloud walker” one who lives in the clouds of their own imaginations or dreams; one who does not obey the conventions of society, literature, or art estp: clinomania (n) excessive desire to stay in bed istp: pluviophile (n) someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days esfj: eloquence (n) the art of using language in an apt, fluent way estj: petrichor (n) the pleasant, earthy smell after rain isfp: phosphenes (n) the light and colors produced by rubbing your eyes infj: sonder (n) the realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own enfj: limerence (n) the state of being infatuated with another person isfj: ethereal (adj) extremely delicate, light, not of this world esfp: supine (adj) lying face upwards intj: luminescence (n) light produced by chemical, electrical, or physiological means enfp: chatoyant (adj) varying in colour when seen in different lights or from different angles entj: denouement (n) the final resolution of a plot entp: defenestration (n) the act of throwing someone out of a window

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MBTI Hamilton Lyrics

Know I’m late to the party with this, but thought it would be fun. I’m picking lines that I can imagine each of the types saying, not things that would be directed towards them or that would said be about them. So imagine each type singing these lines.

ISTJ I am the one thing in life I can control. I am inimitable, I am an original. I’m not falling behind or running late. I’m not standing still, I am lying in wait. -Burr, in “Wait For It”

ISFJ Oh. Can I show you what I’m proudest of? I established the first private orphanage in New York City. I help to raise hundreds of children, I get to see them growing up. -Eliza, in “Who Lives Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story”

INFJ While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice: Talk less. Smile more. Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for. -Burr, in “Aaron Burr, Sir”

INTJ God help and forgive me, I wanna build Something that’s gonna Outlive me. -Hamilton, in “The Room Where It Happens”

ISTP

All alone, watch them run, They will tear each other into pieces Jesus Christ this will be fun! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da da dat dat da ya daaaaa! -King George, “I Know Him”

ISFP I wanna sit under my own vine and fig tree A moment alone in the shade At home in this nation we’ve made One last time. -Washington, “One Last Time”

INFP The world has no right to my heart, The world has no place in our bed, They don’t get to know what I said. I’m burning the memories, Burning the letters that might have redeemed you. -Eliza, “Burn”

INTP My name is Philip, I am a poet, I wrote this poem just To show it. And I just turned nine, You can write rhymes, But you can’t write mine. -Philip, “Take A Break”

ESTP I’m taking this horse by the reins makin’ Redcoats redder than bloodstains. And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains. -Lafayette, “Guns and Ships”

ESFP I’ll remind you that he is not Secretary of State, He knows nothing of loyalty. Smells like new money, dresses like fake royalty. Desperate to rise above his station, Everything he does betrays the ideals of our nation. -Jefferson, “Cabinet Battle #2″

ENFP If I could spare his life, If I could trade his life for mine, He’d be standing here right now, And you would smile, and that would be enough” -Hamilton, “It’s Quiet Uptown”

ENTP ‘Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,’ We fought for these ideals, we shouldn’t settle for less, These are wise words, enterprising men quote ‘em, Don’t act surprised you guys, because I wrote ‘em. Owwwwwwww! -Jefferson, “Cabinet Battle #1″

ESTJ Thomas, that was a real nice declaration, Welcome to the present, we’re running a real nation. Would you like to join us? Or stay mellow, Doin’ whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello? -Hamilton, “Cabinet Battle #1″

ESFJ I’m a girl in a world in which My only job is to marry rich. My father has no sons so I’m the one Who has to social climb for one. -Angelica, “Satisfied”

ENFJ

I’ve got a small query for you: What comes next? You’ve been freed, Do you know how hard it is to lead? You’re on your own. ‘Awesome, wow!’ Do you have a clue what happens now? -King George, “What Comes Next?”

ENTJ You want a revolution? I want a revelation, So listen to my declaration: ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, That all men are created equal.’ And when I meet Thomas Jefferson, I’ma compel him to include women in the sequel. WORK! -Angelica, “The Schuyler Sisters”