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Laura, 24, Germany, ESFP 2w3

[tomhollandseyebrows00]

Sorry guys it’s been awhile since I posted but I just went back to school so here’s this to hopefully make you smile!

[romanholidayinn]

[fandomsficsandfeels-deactivated]

SON OF A-

DOES THIS MEAN HIS LAST WORD WAS ACTUALLY "KID" ???

[tonystark5ever]

oh.

oh NO.

I can hear it too. I thought he was looking away, but he was looking at Peter, trying to comfort him, but Pepper knew his strength was gone. She wasn’t saying she and Morgan were going to be okay. she was saying she and morgan and rhodey and PETER were going to be okay.

OUCH

[tonystark5ever]

damn and i can’t emphasize this enough it. I thought I was over this. we’re at square one. i’ve got my iron man teddy bear rn.

[parkeryeetsblog]

ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY

[websterss-deactivated20220904]

[cleve98]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cdnnurse]

When work calls

[leiabenna]

:)

[theweirdwideweb]

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

[radmenace]

including when they’re in their teens

[theunwomen]

[sarahconnorjr]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[leiabenna]

whops there it is 

selling your health is wanted 

[dailytwitterposts]

[humorstar]

Medical problems

[illuminardo-deactivated20180123]

[erzvolnes]

yknow like :}

[erzvolnes]

ehehehehe

[erzvolnes]

these frogs are gay

[erzvolnes]

):<

[teathattast]

[satyriconmp3]

[logarto]

i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard “thanks have a nice night” and he responded with “you too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...” and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since

[leiabenna]

omg nice :D

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

[grandmacookie69]

that is oddly specific and hauntingly what it really looks like

[leiabenna]

omg

[random-esfp]

MBTI TYPES AS SHITTY THINGS I SAID

ENFP: I don’t want to sleep!!! I’ll miss hours of happiness!!!

INFP: I’d say I’m that sad Kermit meme staring at the sea but I’m actually the sea cause I fell apart into tears.

ESFP: *pandemic times* now you have to show me how to put eyeshadows on because I can’t seduce with my lipstick anymore.

ISFP: I wonder how people sleep well at night with their clown makeup on 

ENTP: I wasn’t being rude I was being ANALYTIC

INTP: It’s stupid to speak out if you don’t understand a thing. If you stay silent nobody will be able to tell if you’re stupid but when you open your mouth then you PROVE it

ESTP: I won’t even try to hide it: these people bore me to death

ISTP: well… between driving or hanging up the washing I’d rather drive, thanks

ENFJ: I’m not a fashionista but I am a daydreamer

INFJ: no head just empty thoughts 

ESFJ: the only parties I’m going from now on are the ones who require you to drink cocktails and wear high heels

ISFJ: don’t worry, your home-baked cakes will be always kind of ugly at first, it’s like… babies

ESTJ: Wow, since when are we giving credit to the words of a delinquent???

ISTJ: I CAN’T STAND IGNORANTS

ENTJ: It’s fine if they want to step back on the evolutionary ladder but that doesn’t fit into my anthropological principles

INTJ: I thought I come across as kind but when people get to know me they get scared, but if it’s the opposite then fine, so useless people won’t approach me

[lhazaar]

why do i have to format emails like i’m writing a letter to my fucking husband on the frontlines of the long war. my dearest gregory. it has been too long since i’ve held in my embrace. o, that these travails shall lead us to one another again. my sincerest, fondest thoughts go with you in this, your hour of need. i have attached the requested documents in .pdf format. thanks!