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*entj creates a facebook account*

entj: it's recommending me people from my hometown...

isfp: you probably have their phone numbers.

entj: I've never had these people's numbers.

isfp: weird.

entj: it's like when TikTok recommends that girl you were friends with at 5 years old and never saw again because she moved to a third world country for legal reasons.

isfp:

isfp: would that be me?

entj: it's very inspired by you.

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entj: I'm thinking about breaking up with my boyfriend.

isfp: finally.

entj: I'm going to tell him everything I think about him. he should be grateful, actually, 'cause I think he'll never meet a person as honest as me. I'm obviously too much for him. my personality's too strong for his. and I have different priorities now. he's a fly to me, nothing more.

isfp: I want to see his reply. man, I feel so involved in this relationship, I can't wait to see how it ends.

entj: I think you're more involved than me.

isfp: and more involved than him.

entj: you're the only one in this relationship.

isfp: lol. anyway, my boyfriend just sent me a picture of himself and he's so cute!

entj: there are two types of relationship.

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entp: *texts first but stops replying after a while*

entj: am I bothering you?

entp: yes.

entj: ah.

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isfp: *casually mentioning a disturbing and traumatising memory from her childhood*

entj: have you ever considered a therapist?

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intj: this relationship isn't working, is it?

entj: nah.

intj: it feels like it doesn't have any meaning.

entj: and in the long term, it won't satisfy us.

intj: so, we end it here?

entj: yes.

intj: okay, goodbye.

entj: bye.

isfp: what just happened

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*entp, intj and entj are walking at night on a street outside the town, they walk pass a trash can*

entj: *hears a knock on the trash can* entp, stop.

entp: ?

entj: *hears another knock after a couple of seconds* entp!

entp: I swear I'm not doing anything.

intj: it comes from inside the can.

entj: inside?

entp: wait, let me look. oh wait, there's something in a plastic bag that's moving!

entj: what is it?

entp: I don't know. it could be a fish.

intj: a fish?

entj: is there some water around here?

intj: there's a river nearby.

entj: oh, entp, take the bag and let's take the fish to the river before it drowns.

entp: *takes a stick from the ground to take out the bag*

intj: wait, is that a fish?

entj: I think so. what could it be?

entp: okay, I'm having second thoughts. I don't think that's a fish.

entj: why not? *gets closer, there's something slimy and LONG in the bag* oh, fuck.

entp: what???

intj: it's a snake.

entp: OH MY GOD *throws the bag away*

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entp: you know, you always feel so distant from me. I don't like this part of your personality, and I think I'll never accept it. if we want this relationship to last, we got to work on ourselves.

entj:

entp: oh, by the way I cheated on you with my ex 🥰

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*during a fight, on the phone*

entp: *completely drunk* I don't want to fight anymore, I love you.

entj: 😐

esfp: *hearing the conversation* isn't this the first time he tells you that?

entj: 😦

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*enfj leaves the house*

*after 10 minutes, in the group chat*

enfj: I got lost.

entj: already??

esfp: how.

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infp (esfp's boyfriend): I wish my partner was more like yours.

entp (entj's boyfriend): you don't. believe me.

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enfp: you're really short, you know?

esfp: well, at least I have a boyfriend.

enfp: well, at least I don't have to hide the fact that I've cheated on him several times.

entj: damn.

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*esfp and enfp are making out*

esfp: *stops and looks at entj in the eyes* do you want some too?

entj: w-well...

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*entj adopts a guinea pig*

entj: *sends photo to isfp*

isfp: oh my god, I'll show him to my boyfriend.

*in their chat*

entp (isfp's boyfriend): whose hamster is that?

isfp: entj's. and it's a guinea pig!

*in isfp and entj's chat*

entj: wait, let me show him to my ex too.

*in the other chat*

entp (entj's ex): did you start breeding hamsters?

entj: what the fuck, entp. and it's a guinea pig.

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*in a park, at night*

entj: where's esfp?

isfp: *points behind a bush, where esfp and infp are... you know*

intj: where's enfp?

entj: oh, swimming in the fountain with a duck.

isfp and intj: oh, okay.

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*entp and entj are talking to each other*

enfp: *takes away entj* I need to tell you something.

*outside*

entj: so?

isfp: we just wanted to go to another club.

entj: oh, okay. let me tell entp-

enfp: you'll tell him later.

*entj, enfp and isfp go to the other club. entj receives a text from entp*

entp: if you didn't want to stay with me tonight, you could've just said so, you know?

entj: I did. enfp took me away to tell me something.

entp: you could've stopped her. I'm still in here. I'll wait for you?

entj: oh, no. we went to another place. can you guys come here?

entp: oh, really? what do you think I am, a dog? do I have to follow you like a puppy?

*entj, furious, leaves the club, walks alone for 10 minutes to reach entp*

entj: *in front of everyone in the club* enfp told me she had to tell me something. I wanted to let you know, but I literally didn't know how to handle the situation. and don't you dare disrespecting me again, are we clear?

entp: oh... yeah, hahah, didn't expect you to react this way. wanna have sex?

entj: yes.

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esfj: do you know how to read tarots?

entj: no, not really.

esfj: oh, yeah. it's because you're a taurus.

entj: ???

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esfj: hey, I need you to come over tomorrow, I need your help.

estj: I'd really love to, but I don't think I can make it.

esfj: what's the reason?

estj: *replying after 2 hours* my car broke.

*in another chat, with entj*

entj: he definitely did it on purpose.

esfj: like, he broke his car on purpose?

entj: yes.