Aria

✩ Silence is Gold ✩

[mipcookie]

Fashion lovers

BonBon: your hindering my work

sourbelt: JUST AS PLAN. NOW I WILL WIN THE GALA.

[mothsshoes]

when you “accidentally” kiss your “rival”

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[onodera-kosaki]

[gamgee]

varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:

jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)

fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)

regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)

rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)

mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)

anyone who juggles

feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands

[draeneis]

7. you

[gamgee]

post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me

[leatherleaves]

A guest just came by my front desk and said “it’s my husband’s birthday today, make sure you say happy birthday when he comes down!” and I love it so much it reminds me of that post that’s like “if I was dating just some guy I would hype him up so much I would walk in and say here comes the most specialist boy make sure you clap and cheer when he comes in or I’ll blow this whole building up” you know that post, but it literally just happened to me in real life.

[dovesy]

Canonical things Almond Cookie has done:

- Attempted to arrest a dragon.

- Arrested a child and sent her to court with no evidence.

- Reopened an already closed case which takes tons of paperwork just because his daughter said please.

- Had a deep discussion with Latte Cookie on whether a latte is still a latte if you sprinkle nuts on top.

- Taught a school course only to leave abruptly during half the lessons to go do detective work.

- And finally, brought several pairs of the same shirt because he just really liked the shirt.

[euripideez-nuts]

glasgow, day ??? // university of glasgow

[xpyray]

Fashionistas

[shera-dnd]

So I was talking to a friend of mine about the Cookie Super Fashion Week event and how fucking gay it is, and she just broke my god damn mind.

This whole event is a shipfic!

Okay I'm gonna quote her on this

Two rival fashion designers forced to design an outfit for each other as part of the competition both are participating in. Their senses of superiority over the other and artistic drives clash (and simultaneously synergize) with their curiosity for how the other creates, and the trained drive to, as artists, learn and take inspiration from the world around them.

They're dissatisfied with the art because they do not yet understand the person they're designing for, their 'client', so to speak, and in their desire to create something more fitting, to understand their subject, no, their muse, they grow closer and closer together, finally meeting in a fucking cafe

by sheer coincidence

THIS WHOLE EVENT IS A FASHION DESIGNER AU FANFIC!

[okiankeno]

chocolate bonbon cookie kiss me on this lips challenge

[ranpirds]

bit of vampire sour belt for the soul

[basilseedcookie]

[gingerbravecookie]

i think they should kiss

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[parasprite]

[cop-disliker69]

[sprachgefuehle]

"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"

[biteswhenprovoked]

Can someone explain this to me?

[cop-disliker69]

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

[mycroftrh]

I regularly have to re-explain to older family members that putting a period at the end of

Thank you.

in a text doesn’t mean “Your effort on my behalf is valued as significant and of import, and I do not wish to underplay the sincerity of my gratitude”

but in fact means “I despise you and all your progeny and kin with the icy fury of a dying star; when I slaughter you it will be in cold blood”

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much