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nosimpincurly

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

catherinebunnington

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

haedyllic

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

cute-animals-only

marlynnofmany

I hope this photographer won a prize

caats

theavengers

LOKI + powers

happyheidi

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

bluhtack

thedankmemes

cocofun-cute

Click for more cute animal videos🐾

here 👇🏻

mlem0817

kiss him pls

ordr

can we do this ^ again please. what the fuck happened? who was this hurting? why did we stop?

tearlessrain

One of the best things about Gimli going to Valinor is the way it happened. Like if he’d been invited to go along on one of the swan boats by Galadriel or something that would be reasonable, still completely unheard of but it makes sense that someone like her could talk the Valar into letting him in. But no, he goes with freaking Legolas. Legolas, who was eloquently described in one post as “the baby gay dudebro redneck of the elves.” Legolas, who missed all the boats to Valinor because he was running around having adventures, and then when he decided to finally go, having never seen the ocean in his life, went “I’ll just build my own boat how hard can it be” and presumably just showed up to Valinor 15 decades late on what I like to imagine was a barely seaworthy disaster of a boat and some random dwarf in tow like “this is fine right?” in the ugliest Sindarin accent ever to grace its white shores.

The implication being that the Valar, when confronted with this situation, all shrugged wearily and said “sure, why not.”