Yo, I'm a person

Honestly I’m just gonna post whatever I think will be entertaining

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something's missing...

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Which Star Wars character are you? I'll go first, I'm the random iguana in the background on Dagobah when Yoda lifts the x-wing out of the swamp.

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New favorite Frank moment.

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Nico di Angelo using “I have a doctors note” as an excuse for literally EVERYTHING.

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Percy Jackson was really out here stuck in a maze with three people who had a crush on him and he had absolutely no idea. we love an oblivious protag

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Headcanon that Percy Weasley doesn’t actually need glasses, he just wears them because he thinks it makes him look smarter.

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you know what would be cool? If for Hogwarts Mystery the house you chose actually affected anything other than what houses some other characters are in. Like give me Slytherins can get extra house points/stars with Snape classes. Ravenclaws need less stars to learn spells. Hufflepuffs have friend bars fill up faster. Gryffindors get bravery bonuses when they break the rules.

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a monarchy is just a dynastic dictatorship

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New Jersey do be kinda wack tho. All four seasons, near both New York and Philly, the most densely populated state and not the largest but still room for a shitton of farmland, she’s got beaches, and our own personal devil!

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hermione: friendly reminder that if you haven't memorised the entirety of hogwarts: a history by the time you're 15, you're trash :)

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Friendly reminder that the horcurxes didn’t split Voldemort’s soul into seven even pieces, but split whatever soul was remaining in his body in half. So by knowing (and guessing some of) the order in which the horcruxes were created, we can deduce that Harry was more Voldemort than Voldemort.

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Okay it’s big stupid that they don‘t even have a bench or practice squad on the house quidditch teams when almost every single match someone ends up in the hospital wing

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Am I just dumb like i thought they took away your wand when you get thrown into Azkaban? So how’d Sirius get his wand that he uses in Order of the Phoenix? He couldn’t exactly waltz into Ollivander‘s

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Can we ALSO take a second to imagine Pansy running Slytherin choir practices for Weasley is Our King?? “Draco I swear, I’m the conductor here so don’t worry about singing it and worry about winning the match tomorrow”

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“Did you like my lyrics, Potter?” (Order of the Phoenix, p. 412) Okay can we all take a second to IMAGINE Draco in the common room writing the lyrics to Weasley is our King tho? “Listen Goyle, I KNOW you want to get ugly somewhere in there but it just doesn’t rhyme with anything else!” “Pansy, I swear if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, NOTHING GOOD RHYMES WITH LOSER”

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When the most canon information we know about Charlie is that he’s a Weasley, is a ginger (obviously), shortest brother, works with dragons, has a scar, and has MUSCLES

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Can you imagine how hard it must have been for Percy after Fred died…he made a joke which he might have thought distracted his brother who then died. I just feel like it would have taken Percy along time to crack a joke again without crying. People’s deaths are often associated with things in our heads and when those things happen we’re transported back. Percy must have found it incredibly hard to even try to be witty or funny again.