Just Quicksilver...All the Time

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Erik: who the fuck??

Charles: language!

Erik: [sighs] WHOM the fuck??

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Scott: Uh, YEAH I can function around my crush

Jean: Hi

Scott: [tries to strike dramatic pose] oh he- [falls over]

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Peter: hey what's the best way to tell your dad you borrowed his car and crashed it

Erik: [spits out coffee] you wHAT

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Charles: [throwing shade]

Peter: Yass! Spill that tea!

Charles: Wouldn't that waste the beverage?

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h-hewwo?

Peter Maximoff

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So Erik texted me "your adorable" and I replied "No, you're adorable" because he hadn't noticed the typo. We've been on three dates now.

Charles Xavier

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Peter, smashing through a door: Dude, hurry up! We're gonna be late for school!

Scott: Bruh, chill! I don't see why you in a...BIG TIME RUSH

Charles: Why do I even bother trying to understand them

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Erik, frantically rummaging through boxes: I can't find it!

Peter: What are you looking for?

Erik: My happiness.

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Erik: Has anyone seen my Red Bull?

Peter, yeeting himself through the hallways: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

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Peter: [throws frisbee into oncoming traffic]

Scott: what the fUcK, Peter???

Charles: LANGUAGE!!

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Apocalypse: *breaks Peter's leg*

Peter: this is so sad alexa play despacito

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Peter: The wildlife in this area can be very aggressive, so strict precautionary measures should be observed. *sneaks up behind Logan and blows airhorn* GET FUCKED

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Charles: Nice job, Peter!

Peter: Oh thanks lmao XD 😜🤣

Charles: ....how did you make those sounds

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Hank: How are you feeling?

Charles: Oh, alright, but I've got this headache that keeps coming and going.

Erik: [*walks into the room*]

Charles: Oh look here it comes again

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Charles: Why is Hank crying?

Erik: He took one of those "Which X-Man are you" quizzes

Charles: Oh, who'd he get?

Erik: Me.

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Charles: Erik, how did you get those scratches on your back?

Erik, having got them from picking up the badger Charles told him not to bother: I'm having an affair

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Scott, whispering: Hey dude what are your answers for the homework that's due in five minutes?

Peter: Twelve, Hong Kong, and Victor Hugo