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I moved blogs! Same name as I was before @petermaxximof !!

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Okay but with all the theorizing about Magento being the cameo and him coming to rescue Peter you have to remember that Erik doesn’t actually know that Peter is his son because Peter never told him. Which means that we would need some sort of absolutely hilarious conversation between Erik and Charles like

Charles: So Peter accidentally got pulled into a different universe by his alternate self’s twin sister whos having a slight psychotic break...

Erik: ...What the fuck...

Charles: Yeah it’s a bit of a complicated situation.

Erik: I mean yeah clearly but why the fuck are you telling me this? Go send one of your little X-men to rescue him or something.

Charles: Well the thing is his alternate self’s sister is incredibley strong like, close to Phoenix Force strong, so you’re probably our best bet. Also uhm... *mumbles* hesmaybekindofpossiblyyourson.

Erik: Sorry I didn’t quite catch that last bit.

Charles: ... he’s... your son...

Erik: ... 😐... 😟... 🤬 WHAT?!

Charles: Yeah... also becuase he’s your son that means that in a way his alternate self’s twin sister, the one that’s having a psychotic break and accidentally pulling people through the multiverse, is kind of your daughter too so... have fun.

Erik: I hate you.

Charles: 🥰 Love you too.

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Nothing has made me happier than finding out people have added stuff to the Peter Maximoff Truther tag I feel like I’ve started a revolution.

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Here’s my pitch for WandaVision season 2: Wanda and Peter going on wacky adventures and becoming weird alternate universe siblings and helping each other through their trauma and just genuinely loving and caring for each other and building a relationship. Here’s the catch neither of them are allowed to die or experience any more trauma then they already have.

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In other news “to grow old in” are my new trigger words I literally did not know I could experience heartbreak on this scale

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Okay but it’s the way Peter was only in the episode for like 2 seconds in the post credit scene and yet 7/10 of my posts about the episode are either about him or mention him in some capacity. It’s fan behavior on my part.

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Okay but like... If Agatha Harkness villain why she give us sexy Evan Peters Quicksilver huh? If Agatha Harkness villain why she do god’s work of pulling Peter Maximoff straight out of the X-Men universe into ours huh huh?? If Agatha Harkness villain why she bless us all like that??? Answer me that.

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In other news I am very happy that Vision can finally empathize with Wanda now that he has the full story. Like it was clear he was in emotional agony for the majority of the series becuase he loved Wanda so much but also couldn’t understand why she was doing such an awful thing. Now he has context and while he obviously still isn’t gonna condone what she’s doing he knows that it’s pure grief rather than any sort of maliciousness and can help her accordingly.

Anyways Vision get home and save your wifey.

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Peter Maximoff is bisexual send tweet

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Since the new WandaVision ep is dropping in a little over 48 hours I just want to make it clear one last time that if it is revealed in any capacity that “Pietro” is not Peter Maximoff from the X-Men universe I will singlehandedly hunt down every Disney exec and make them regret all of their life choices.

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It’s the way there is not a single adult member of WandaVision (besides Hayward) that I would not let absolutely rail me. Wanda’s having a psychotic break and trapping a bunch of people in a town? Cool still hot. Vision is a walking toaster that may only be alive within the parameters of Westview? Still hot. Peter is... smoking hot. Agnes might be evil and controlling Wanda to make all of this happen? Still hot. Monica, Darcy, and Jimmy? Hot.

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This is really how it feels to be a peter maximoff truther

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I thinks it’s really funny that Monica, Darcy, and Jimmy not only mirror the audience in the way they theorize about the show but also in the way that they’re like “Yeah I know that Wanda took an entire town hostage and has thousands of people under her mind control but give her a break she’s traumatized 😠”. I guess being a Wanda simp is universal.

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I feel like this appropriately sums up what the last 20 soemthing posts on this acc are about

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I just rewatched the episode and I noticed that Peter calls himself Uncle P and never refers to himself as Pietro. Not to put my tinhat on but... I am perceiving.

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No but seriously I don’t think that some of y’all realize that the show is actively and purposely characterizing Quicksilver as Peter Maximoff from the X-Men. 90% of the theories as to why the character is actually Mephisto or some SWORD agent is rooted in either “Pietro wouldn’t say/do that!” or “that totally in character action/dialogue for Peter is highly suspicious to me only becuase I don’t realize that it’s totally in character for Peter”. Like I saw someone say that Pietro would never steal candy from kids and I just-

Or how it was so weird for him to mock “himself” for getting shot and dying but like-

Like i’m not saying that the Quicksilver were seeing is defintley Peter from the X-Men universe but some of y’all are lacking critical context.

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From this point on I will not be accepting Peter/Pietro theories or slander of Evan’s Quicksilver from anyone who hasn’t seen the X-Men movies if for nothing other then my own sanity and mental health.