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this is all pewdiepie’s fault

I’m not joking. He helped ruin an entire generation of lonely cis boys with unfettered internet access. I grew up during his height and I was in middle school when he was at his peak of fame and the ‘racism and antisemitism is so funny’ cultural reset was like an avalanche with these guys. I don’t think it is all his fault but the gen z tilt towards regressive attitudes and the alt-right is due in large part to YouTubers of his era and his niche.

justarandomart

did i do it? did i do the meme right?

emiemi345

la-venere

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

la-venere

THIS ONE

phthalooo

i can see it

hamster-is-tired

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

icarus-died-laughing

always reblog italian manwhore summer

My mouth is kinda prickly and fuzzy? And no matter how much water I drink it’s not going away. Also my throat feels dry

I think I’m having an allergic reaction but idk what to

hid-dle-ston-deactivated2018030

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

spideysquirrel

dumbass

deadclawshc

he’s so cutie

avengerscompound

Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Captain America (2023) #15

usaigi

I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle

smoky-moka

brawltogethernow

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

an-android-in-a-tutu

Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and they’re like “Hang on you’ve been doing this for like. Seven years.” and he’s like “Haha crazy right? Anyway it’s too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18”

brawltogethernow

YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if it’s fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because I’ve been around the block voice* “I’m thirty, and—” and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasn’t reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* “You’re how many”

mamapluto

Okay but…them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasn’t alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didn’t exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc

brawltogethernow

The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.

brawltogethernow

It’s when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.

brawltogethernow

Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.

Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.

rubythecrimsonwriter

Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so he’s going to say something like, “Rosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,” immediately followed by, “I woulda thumped him good,” and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at King’s College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vague “I’m listening” noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasn’t that much of a stretch.

brawltogethernow

There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.

fandomsandstuff

captain america pushing a get out the vote campaign: ‘spiderman did you vote’

spider’man’ at 16: uhhhh so about that

brawltogethernow

“I…can’t.” “I see. That’s why it’s so important to restore voting rights to felons.”

whetstonefires

That’s made funnier by the fact that I feel like Steve’s natural assumption would be that Spiderman’s a non-citizen, so him jumping straight to felon is like, Peter just has such strong criminal vibes.