hello all my dsmp followers who don’t engage in the walking dead, i have something for you i think you might find funny-
things that have happened in the walking dead that don’t feel real:
hershel telling rick that his ass is not fat enough to be a farmer
a literal soviet satellite falling out of the sky
rick and carl having a super depressing super serious conversation while michonne was in the background munching on some bread
alpha leading negan into the woods, making him get naked at gunpoint, only for him to turn around and find that she, too, is naked, and this is just how she tells him she wants to fuck him??
*talking to a statue of jesus* “AYO JC YOU TAKIN’ REQUESTS?”
the gang, for at least a second, genuinely considering naming lori’s newborn daughter “little ass-kicker”
the gang trying to survive a snow storm while negan sits in the corner of the room, chained to the wall, basically doing the equivalent of the “hey eric look at me- bitch.” meme
“language! i’m a kid, asshole”
a dog that was literally named. dog
tara walking back into alexandria after being missing for weeks in cheap plastic sunglasses with a big grin on her face as if NOTHING happened
“a baseball bat doesn’t have a pussy!”
a dude that literally pretends to be a medieval king, makes all the guards in his community (called the kingdom) ride on horses and act like knights, all while having a PET TIGER
that episode that was just carol making soup for 50 minutes while chasing around a rat and fighting back dog
“pardon me young man and excuse the shit out of my goddamn french-”
eugene’s first day at the sanctuary - getting a whole jar of pickles just because he can, doing 3rd grade science experiments, finding a plushie and naming it a gremblygunk, impressing negan and at the same time managing to annoy the shit out of him-
the governor bridal-style carrying tara and lilly’s father out of a room
those people that live in a junkyard and their leader, jadis, who makes sculptures out of wire while butt-ass naked, who kidnapped negan once and tied him to a skateboard, kidnapped rick and photographed him naked for “later” and turned out to have ties to one of the most cryptic group of people who literally no one knows anything about apart from the fact that have helicopters and have been in the background of the show since episode one???
twd fans feel free to add, everyone else feel free to be confused </3
