Luna

a ball of rage who wears too many rings and writes too much for her own good. salty and ready to fight. that's that tea.

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

this for retail workers only

y’all think if a customer come thru and berate the shit outta you and you just smile and say “thank you for being so patient, have a nice day” and they still call corporate on you corporate gonna be like “uh ok” and you won’t get in trouble? 

lol the answer is no you still get in trouble

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

yeah I seen one of my niggas get written up for telling a customer to go home because they were begging to come into the store 15 minutes after we’d closed and locked the doors.

I decided from that point that if imma get written up I might as well give em a good reason for it. I’ll tell a customer to go fuck themselves idc

[il-lupo-della-steppa]

I got fired for telling a customer I’m specifically not allowed to open my drawer to make change from one of his bills. He then proceeded to just grab one of the bills off my keyboard while the drawer was open and angrily tell me to just give him the change, the exact amount. I said calmly “I know how to make change sir” which apparently ticked him off so much he called later curious and chewed out my manager and said he was going to call corporate. My manager asked me what happened, I explained, he CHECKED the fucking camera and verified it and said in situations where a customer snatches a bill and replaces it with another one I should just call a manager because they have no way of knowing if there’s something up with it. Then a week or so later they fired me.

Mind you the first two things I was told upon being hired were 1) you have to check IDs and if you fuck up we will fire you and you have to pay a several thousand dollar fine to the state and 2) you’re not allowed to make change if a customer asks, only as part of a transaction.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

retail is probably the only occupation on the planet where a company will fire you for doing your job exactly the way they asked you to.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

i really want to make a company where the customer is not always right take your dumb asses home 

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

dbrand (a phone case/Graphic Design company) is probably the closest I’ve seen to that, they will literally tell their customers to go fuck themselves if they try throwing tantrums about product. But they’re an all-around cool company so they get away with it because most people know that’s how they are.

example:

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[gaypeopletwitter]

[petit-lunee]

The Girl in the Window || s.h.

Miss Sherlock? Enjoy fanfiction? Come read this, it is a good one. 

https://www.wattpad.com/story/159986356-the-girl-in-the-window-s-h

[petit-lunee]

This story is now also available on Fanfiction.net and AO3!!

[lavender-lily]

Why is Benedict’s fursona showing me his salty nuts in the middle of the Safeway produce department

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[petit-lunee]

As an employee at 7-eleven, this makes me proud.

[teathattast]

[memecage]

sympathetic criminal

[petit-lunee]

Sherlock @ Greg Lestrade

[petit-lunee]

The Girl in the Window || s.h.

Miss Sherlock? Enjoy fanfiction? Come read this, it is a good one. 

https://www.wattpad.com/story/159986356-the-girl-in-the-window-s-h

[felderwin]

So these Christian anti-feminist protestors showed up at my school and were just yelling misogynist things at everyone, when this guy suddenly walks up in front of them mid-rant and just starts…. singing opera

[sick-with-lisztomania]

Chaotic good bard

[moonlightandmarble]

[petit-lunee]

Here's a thing for any Planet of the Apes lovers~

The Simian Forest

For you Wattpad readers: https://www.wattpad.com/story/138909055-the-simian-forest

For you Fanfiction readers: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12839396/1/The-Simian-Forest

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

[petit-lunee]

Do you remember? 

[butterflypikachu]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[roseoilz]

View this post on Instagram

[bonesandcrows-deactivated202211]

here he comes!!

[petit-lunee]

THIS IS WHAT IS TRULY IMPORTANT IN THIS WORLD and nobody can tell me otherwise. :)