listen here you lil shit

i hate memes

[summercrane-deactivated20201109]

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[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this post has been a wild ride for me

[hoppip]

[charlesreeza]

Dead Guy - Roman, c. 300 BCE, terra cotta

Part of a tableau depicting a battle between the Greeks and the Amazons.  Photo by Charles Reeza at the Museum of Art and History, Geneva.

[iahfy]

#rest in booty my dude

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[peachnim]

when you start getting those “are you okay?” messages after making emo text posts

[karniz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[queerlove]

straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp* 😳 guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. 😩🖖 i have the best Gay senses. 🤔 i have the power ✊ to see 🕵🏻 right through the Gay’s thick 👥 external straight™ layers and into their ⭐️gay⭐️ soul. 👁 i am one with the gay community. 🙌👬 I can feel their kind in my bones🙏 …. A gay psychic🔮…. If u will…… 👀

[goat-child]

After a gay guy says another “masculine” guy is gay. Straight girl: You are just hoping. 😒Trust me, my Gaydar®™ is amazing💅 I visited NYC/San Francisco once 👬👬 You just wish he was gay because you want him 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨if he were gay 🌈 I would ✨know✨besides, one time, we met eyes 🌜🌛 and let me tell you, 💁 he wants me 😘

[beautifulporkcutletbowl-blog]

Stereotyping straights are we?

[kissland]

Yeah bc they won’t stop murdering us so we unwind from the stress with some light humour

[ankle-beez]

So it's a correct translation then

[zombunnys]

what if we…. shipped our ocs together………  haha just    kidding..                               unless…? 

[okayysophia]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

no offense but these edits look fucking terrifying

[garrus-vakkarian]

if someone ever tells you that the voice acting/dialogue in Oblivion is bad, show them this video 

[it-burns-when-i-pee]

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good mutton go౦ԁ mUtton👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good mutton

[mintoccino-deactivated20211122]

Lynell Blanchard aka Nophica incarnate  @pankratiast ♥

[hydro-homies]

Tbh I still don’t know

[nocturan]

They were just an art collection for me

[xollos]

deadass this is the funniest fucking thing ive seen this year

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]