babe with the power

caledonian rich and young

[lmaonade]

haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all

[veeranger]

haters will see you and be like i dont really like that guy

[banderboucher]

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

[testpattern]

david byrne: shes gonna HUIH and HOOH and HUUH anda HUH HEH

me: fuck yeah david

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

Teenage girlhood is the loneliest thing in the world.. womanhood is finding yrself in that isolation

[logarto]

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

[skinoutqueen]

Where the thick boys at, hope y’all had a good day, looking like a big ol cute ass teddy bear I love y’all

[mothcub]

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[virgoassbitch]

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

[cinemascoped-deactivated2019012]

all rise for the national anthem (kill v maim)

[lunarkittens]

something: is pink

me: i’m fucking sold

[yanderechild-archive]

FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!

[dykely]

honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes let me help u pick out cereal and put fruits in bags bitch i LOVE u ❤️💛💚💙💜💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞🌟💫💕💖🌱☀️✨💗🌺❗️🌸🍃🌷🌹🌻💗❗️❗️

[ecstasticdisasters]

Suddenly I wonder, ‘Where is the girl that I was last year? Two years go? What would she think of me now?’

Sylvia Plath (via thesemutefolk)

[wlwellbutrin]

me around women: my left titty is a little bigger than my right titty here do you want to see? also i haven’t shaved my legs in a month and my thighs feel very soft

me around men: if you so much as insinuate that i have a physical form and that you have glanced at it i will come after you with a rusty meat cleaver and a fit of unbridled rage

[owk]

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

im thinkin about him

[papyruslesbian-moved]

Who

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Him

[wallnoises]

@sludgge