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very much in love with this song, i've been singing it to self-soothe since it first went up. i love this version with the added instruments, but the original demo is by EmHaHee, here. the artist also has a Tumblr: @emhahee

byteofsoup

It's my birthday so you all have to look at my gooby. She's 6 months old

byteofsoup

Her power continues to grow

littleguysdaily

This was a Patreon Request

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

#corollary: I say things I think will be super funny and there are crickets #I'll be excited to drop a joke reference and I swear the customers and the machines everything pauses for two seconds #so that I may bask in the awkward “....?” blank stare response #like I see that one didn't break containment. noted and seeing myself out

xalatath

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

#consider. the use frequency of the two phrases #which one has earned a shorthand #and which one conveys better + is funnier by spelling it out #I rest my case

nicostiel

Glass Onion Parallels (insp)

flutterbvnny

i get so confused when social interactions r still hard for me like u mean i studied and observed for nothing??? ok sounds fake

chronictranssexuality

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

eepykeepy

true story

geniusbee

these are getting weird

haridraws

tiny 2cm drawings in my sketchbook

janmisali

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

rederiswrites

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.