petrigrof rants

my petrigrof palace || he/she

[fireworksinterlude]

who let them do anything for real

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

why have i heard no one head canon that simon petrikov is from central asia?? i feel like ive heard everything under the sun BESIDES him being turkic.

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

i really like magic betty x ice king. obviously like, in canon it wouldnt work bc betty could only see simon when she saw ice king.

but the hypothetical, theyre really cute your honor!

i really like insane x insane dynamics i thought they were the CUTEST in that one arc. i started screaming and crying on the floor dude.

i also think itd be cute if little things in the past that simon liked, ice king also liked (TOTALLY DIDNT SEE A FIC ON THAT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT)

itd be cute for them to fall in love!! for the?? second time????? woohoo!!!!!!!!

(this is all in the fantasy land i call my brain.)

now that like. i got reminded of tumblr. (DILLIAN ILL KILL YOU) im probably gonna shit post petrigrof. also the brain rot is so bad rn. also if u have fics of them… hand them over.

(draft from so long ago)

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

i love my babies betty lick that he/they

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

THE STAR IS BETTY GROF I JUST CANT PROVE IT.

my partner pointed out to me that no one is talking about this so im either dead wrong or a little insane (wouldnt be shocked if its the second one)

read more for my insane explaintion

but especially how theyre moving very similarly around. IM NOT INSANE OKAY IM PERFECTLY FINE THIS IS BETTY GROF WERE GETTING HER NEXT SEASON I SWEAR

especially with all the betty teasers we go this season… oh i think shes getting a come back.

and if not im wrong and shoot me out back

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

yes i know fionna and cake season two is out

yes i hope some how and some crazy way we see betty

(like technically she’s been in the backgrounds A LOT but maybe shes like the snail ykwim)

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

tumblr like my toxic ex and im not explaining further

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

Betty being a man ruins her character.

i lied im just a hater. i hate yaoi. yuri and yaoi can never be friends.. :/

[ghostius]

youre solidly wrong but thats okay everyones allotted their (wrong) opinions. i think betty being a man would make the story better and simon and betty being t4t is my favorite headcanon. im not a yuri hater i just love my yaoi

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

middle ground, simon and betty t4t nonbinary bisexuals. Both yuri and yaoi if you put your mind to it

[dollarfrog]

my muriel ferret sketch !!

i’ll add color eventually…

what do you guys think about gabriel being a squirrel? 😋

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

oh yea. this is peak

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i posted this to the wrong account…. whatverrerr….. heh!

[dollarfrog]

my muriel ferret sketch !!

i’ll add color eventually…

what do you guys think about gabriel being a squirrel? 😋

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

oh yea. this is peak

[wackoon]

yume by lamp but its betty grof!!!! i keep forgetting to post here lolz

^^^ og cover

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

Betty being a man ruins her character.

i lied im just a hater. i hate yaoi. yuri and yaoi can never be friends.. :/

[newtexcwl]

One of the things that pisses me off the most is when people say that petrigrof is ,, toxic.,,

No they were flawed , just because that they weren’t 100% happily perfect couple doesn’t makes them toxic,both of them loved each others and their love was true and honest they just lacked a good communication, but what I hate the most is people making Simon looks like he’s the worst or the fact that these two would have never worked if they were in a normal world ( no crown no mushroom war ) I think these two could have been better and learned to communicate better with each other if they were given more time ( like bubbline they weren’t perfect but they needed more time to understand each others ) in a normal environment, but aside from their flaws these two were thrown in crazy situations that made them both ends up the way they were .

Simon was cursed for like THOUSAND of years and he lived through a war that destroyed humanity also after Betty left him like this man lived most of his life as not being himself but a crazy manchild and he had no way to control himself after being fully cursed ,

Betty on the other side saw her man acting crazy for a moment throwing an actual magic from his bar hands after wearing the crown then she ALSO saw him from the future she jumped to her loved one just to lose him again and now she was stuck in the FUTURE with nobody for her her man is a crazy person who doesn’t even remember her and she’s stuck in unexplaining world were everything isn’t normal, let’s not forget it she had magic man madness of course she was acting crazy and more harmful the dude was nuts .

Also I hate the Casper and nova thing that the writers tried to do

Casper and Simon aren’t alike just because you made the ,, of Casper is blind so is Simon and nova is a victim so is Betty.,, for me this is were they mess it up , bro like for some reason ohoho now simon is the biggest jerk and Betty is the underdog, like Casper is an as’hole simon on the other hand wasn’t aware of most things or had no control over them I hate how they just tried to blame him

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

AGREED 10000% ILY/P

[filijester]

petrigrof = jayvik

simon petrikov = viktor

betty grof = jayce talis

the crown = the hexcore

the ice king = glorious evolution viktor

does anyone get what I'm getting at there?

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

holy fuck

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i wish i courknwrite fanficstion i want betty and ifebking. theres like TWO ajrnd i dont want SMUT GRHSHHMMMM

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

oughhhh magic betty x ice king eouyghhhh

[crochewithcat]

She looks anxious