rock & roll suicide

𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎, 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑. 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 "𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐" 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝, "𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐" 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚂𝙾 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐. 𝚘𝚑 𝚗𝚘, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔 & 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎. peter pettigrew. 17. seeker.

[pettishrunk]

“If I go to the hospital wing, I have to explain how I got it. I have to fix this with a spell.” - @gryffinwolf-lupin

Peter thinned his lips to keep from laughing at the eggplant that currently served as Remus’ nose. He should be more helpful seeing as it was his fault, but the guilt would come later. “As you wish, Squidward,” he teased, poking the abnormality with his wand. “I think it suits you. Takes attention away from those rougish scars of yours. And! You can nibble on it if you get hungry.”

[pettishrunk]

“Sorry, all the other carriages are full, I’m sitting here whether you want it or not.” @bellctrixb

 “They come back, you know.” Peter took his feet off the seat in front of him regardless and adjusted his bag so she had room. Seemed the others were just going to have to find a carriage themselves. “This might be a crazy idea, but you could always just wait for another one to open up.”

[sagamemes]

hogwarts au sentences.   let’s put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts — some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your muse’s mouth.

“ can you cast a patronus? ”

“ i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least i’m not doing algebra right now. ”

“ do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? ”

“ how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? ”

“ sorry, all the other carriages are full, i’m sitting here whether you want it or not. ”

“ i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like… bunnies. ”

“ i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, and i’ve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? ”

“ what do threstals look like? ”

“ do you ever wash your cauldron? ”

“ trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing you’ve ever done. ”

“ if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. ”

“ no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. ”

“ when did you get the dark mark? ”

“ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ”

“ mudblood. ”

“ who was the guy your boggart turned into? ”

“ where did you learn that? ”

“ sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to put my name in that thing. ”

“ do you still have that leaf in your mouth? ”

“ you’re the most injury-prone [quidditch position] i’ve ever met. ”

“ congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. ”

“ imagine being a straight couple right now. ”

“ i’m going to have to fight my parents. ”

“ sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [they’re] beautiul. ”

“ do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? ”

“ i actually haven’t asked anyone for the yule ball with me. ”

“ [name] got petrified, didn’t [they]? i’m sorry. ”

“ have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? ”

“ next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god i’m hexing [their] arse. ”

“ i ate something and now my face is purple. i’m NOT coming out! ”

“ it’s vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. ”

“ don’t look at me like that, i’m just trying to steal your body heat. it’s cold down here, okay? ”

“ how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? ”

“ come to think of it, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a ginger slytherin. ”

“ i didn’t even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. ”

“ finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. ”

“ are both of your parents muggles? ”

“ when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like… a date kind of ‘together’? ”

“ i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. ”

“ why must the plants sing? ”

“ sorry, you’re not getting the password from me. ”

“ have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. ”

“ of course i’m fine. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be told they’re going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? ”

“ are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? ”

“ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ”

“ how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? ”

[pettishrunk]

contrarymarymac‌:

“You don’t have to worry about me crying.. I just don’t want to get you in trouble if I’m the world’s worst prankster.” Mary’s eyes followed Peter’s gaze, double checking that no was really there. Her grip on Peter loosened as she decided she would go through with this. It could be fun for all she knew. Mary needed to let loose a little anyways. “I like the kitchens part. – That dessert we had tonight? I’d love to eat my weight in it.” So maybe she was stalling a little, but it wasn’t a lie.

“I’m surprised you were able to enjoy it with all that chicken.” Peter overemphasized the final word just to make sure the point got across, which was accompanied with a pointed look and a grin. “We can always skip right to the pudding and I’ll tell everyone how you gave James a run for his money, but I can’t promise not to make any more chicken jokes. Actually, there will be so many chicken jokes you’ll go absolutely cuckoo.”

[pettishrunk]

charityxburbages‌:

“Help me,” Charity practically moaned against her Potions textbook. She’d been writing this essay for the past three hours and the only thing she’d written down so far was her name. It wasn’t like she hated potions, she just found the subject boring and if it weren’t required she would have dropped it a long time ago. “If Slughorn fails me again I might as well just pack up and go back to Muggle schooling because I’m clearly not cut out for this.”

Peter wasn’t even going to pretend to be studying. No, instead he was doodling on the table instead. Whether he was going to erase it before he left or leave it there for all future students to enjoy was still up for debate. Charity’s proclamation from the next table, however, tore him away from the beautifully inaccurate pegasus he was in the middle of. It looked more like a donkey with hot dogs for wings, so maybe that was for the best. He leaned over to glance at her textbook before nodding in understanding. “I’m pretty sure Slughorn would have given me lower than a T if it wasn’t, y’know, illegal. But if you need motivational support, I’m your guy.”

[sheezakilleh]

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[pettishrunk]

Fill In These Things About You

Name: peter percival pettigrew

Birthday: september 31st

Height: 6'2"

Eye color: brown

Hair color: mousy brown

Favorite band: cobra starship

Favorite song: ziggy stardust - david bowie

Favorite food: chicken falafel with extra hummus

Favorite season: winter

Favorite animal: mice

Favorite movie: little rascals

Your last phone call: remus

Your last text: "srry i can't hear you my phone's breaking up"

The last thing you ate: a slice of blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream

The last thing you drank: chocolate milk

The last song you listened to: cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes feat. patrick stump

The last book you read: the first chapter of "catcher in the rye" about a month ago

The last movie you watched: catch me if you can

Places you would like to visit: albuquerque, new orleans, guatemala

[pettishrunk]

contrarymarymac‌:

“Okay, so just hit the door bell and then run!” – @pettishrunk

“I’m not good at this kind of stuff.” Mary kept her voice barely above a whisper, not wanting to blow their cover. Her fingers were hanging loosely from Peter’s sleeve to steady herself and perhaps to keep him in eyesight. Maybe this could be the first step of trying to be a little more brave, pranks. Who better to do it than with one of the Marauders. “What happens if they catch us?” She knew asking questions would only prolong things, but she did want to know how serious of trouble they would be getting in to. 

“You can’t be not good ‘til you do it. Then we can talk about how not bad it actually was. And as long as you don’t start crying like I did my first time, you’ve got this.” Peter’s thumbs hooked into his pockets as he glanced along the hallway to make sure no one was nearby. The Hufflepuff common room was the safest place to be doing this - he originally considered Slughorn’s office, but he figured that would be too much for Mary. “We...run. Really fast. Then we hide in the kitchens. And eat our body weight in junk food.” 

[pettishrunk]

“I don’t think you should be eating that much sugar...” @gryffinwolf-lupin

“Ohhh, you just missed it, mate! Some first year’s mum makes candy and he was just giving it out by the arm load. I think this one makes you see into the future.” He popped the purple candy into his mouth. “Do you reckon this is how seers get their powers? Cause I think I feel a vision coming on.”

[pettishrunk]

dxrkcarrow‌:

“Yes Pettigrew, thank you so much for the enlightenment. I have been really struggling lately with the different was to kill people.” Her eyes narrowed as she looked at him. “Now if you were actually listening to what I was saying instead of drooling on your robes. I was using wound up dead like ended up dead. And he ended up dead ironically outside the forbidden forest.” 

“In,” he corrected. “You said he was outside the forest, but he was in it. If you wanna complain, you gotta know where it happened. And you should see someone about that whole - killing thing. I won’t tell anyone, but it’s probably not something you want spreading around.” He knew she was being sarcastic, but he needed something to keep him awake.

[pettishrunk]

blackenedsirivs‌:

A long suffering sigh left Sirius’ lips as he fell face first into his best mate’s bed. As much as Sirius pretended, he did really care about school but the single one thing that Sirius was terrible at was Herbology. It wasn’t like he didn’t try, it was just out of all the things that came easy to him this subject just didn’t. Plants just didn’t like Sirius it seemed. With a huff Sirius turned to look up where he had fallen next to Peter. “Could I start paying you to do my Herbology homework? — Plants have a personal vendetta against me.” @pettishrunk

There was no difference between Peter writing essays and a poorly written ex couple in a romantic comedy; he’d do it, but only if it could keep his attention long enough. That day, it seemed the only thing that could hold his attention for more than five consecutive minutes was the stupid gold ball wingless snitch his mother had gotten him that he continuously tossed up in front of his face, and the half-eaten package of licorice snaps beside him. When he heard Sirius sigh he immediately moved over, moreso from the knowledge that Sirius would have landed on him if he hadn’t. “I thought I heard them talking shit about someone before. Tell Prongs to cancel that straight jacket.”  Pulling two licorice snaps from the bag, he took a bite from one and held the other out to Sirius. “Wait, scratch that, I think you need it more. Consider it a gift from me to you.”

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Realistic Halloween Starters

“– He gave me a toothbrush. Let’s egg his house.” “Didn’t even try to decorate the house, huh.” “If you wear that ‘this is my costume’ t-shirt, I swear to god…” “Ew, I hate this flavor. Trade?” “Stop crying, it was just some dude wrapped in toilet paper!” “Wow, you sure put too much effort into this holiday.’ “They didn’t have any more candy so I asked for weed.” “DON’T GIVE KIDS ALCOHOLIC CANDY!” “Every time I sit down more kids show up at the door. I hate Halloween.” “Whoops, no more candy. Sorry. Bye.” “How cute. You look like you raided a dumpster!” “THAT COSTUME IS CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE!” “Apparently she’s dressed as a witch, but I don’t really see the difference…” “Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?” “I don’t think you should be having that much sugar…” “If you weren’t diabetic before, I’m pretty sure you are now…” “Bobbing for apples is gross. Every kid got spit in there.” “This house isn’t sca–AHHH!” “Kind of makes me wish something interesting would happen. Like murder.” “NO. NO OUIJA BOARDS!” “We’re going to a graveyard? What are you, thirteen?” “I’ve seen scarier Hot Topic cashiers.” “This isn’t right. Where are the slutty male costumes?!” “This party sucks. I’d rather be out getting free candy with first-graders.” “Yeah, because I definitely want to get arrested for trespassing tonight.” “You wasted all the toilet paper on the first house, there’s nothing left!” “Okay, so just hit the door bell and then run!” “It’s just a couple of broken eggs, it’s not going to damage the car!” “No way. People who have sex at parties die on Halloween. That’s just movie logic.”

[pettishrunk]

gryffinwolf-lupin‌:

Sirius: remember when we were all friends? suddenly I DONT. Sirius: if you think i’m annoying now wait until i die up here and become a ghost Sirius: SO FUCKING HELP ME  Remus: I’M TRYING TO HELP Remus: just jump. we’ll catch you James: Yeah, Dumbo. Let’s see if you can really fly! James: 👀💗 Peter: thats the worst ghost origin story ever Peter: MOANING MYRTLE’S gonna have a cooler story than you  Peter: giant killer snake >>> idiot on roof 

[pettishrunk]

therealregulusxblack‌:

“Sorry, what was that?”

“i’m starting to feel like a broken record here, mate. parchment?” upon realizing how unclear that question was even though it was just a word that sounded vaguely like a question, he quickly continued, “i mean, can i borrow a piece? any old piece will do - preferably one you’re not too miffed to part with. because i’ll be honest, you probably won’t get it back.”

[gryffinwolf-lupin]

Marauders Group Text

[imnotjamespotter]

Remus: guys

Remus: sirius is stuck on the roof

Remus: how the fuck are we getting him down?

James: new phone who dis???

[pettishrunk]

Peter: that’s way out of my pay range sry

[neurodivergentaf]

stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)

[pettishrunk]

dxrkcarrow‌:

Dumbledore’s words came drifting in between pauses of the girls nail filing. The assembly dragged and Alecto pitied those who actually hung on the pathetic wizards ever last word. Her brown eyes scanned as her fellow green and silver adorn house mates started to disperse the bearded mans words finished echoing in her ears. “So let me get this straight.” She questioned placing the nail file down and talking to anyone who would listen. “Because one stupid little Hufflepuff went into the forbidden forest and wound up dead the rest of us are being punished for it?” 

assemblies were the perfect remedy for a sleepless night. normally peter would find reason to complain about being stuck sitting with alecto, but it just so happened to be the best place to take a nap. until she decided it was a perfect time for conversation, that is. “i don’t think you just...wind up dead.” his words were drawn out thoughtfully as he blinked at the other. “that’s not a thing that just...happens. you know that’s not a thing that happens, right?”