Käj

Hi, I'm Mel, I talk a lot of shit and I love dank memes. #Black Lives Matter

[sexhaver]

thoughts on ?

fuck it thoughts off

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: Am I too privileged and spoiled because my dad is willing to help me move halfway across the country and has the financial means to do that even though the expense is kind of a strain on him

Someone else: *becomes a landlord at age 22*

Me: Ah, never mind.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *buys starbucks for myself*

Me: Is this too much?

Someone else: *buys a coffee startup using money they borrowed from their dad*

Me: Ah, I see. *sips*

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[pervocracy]

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often. 

[erikos-libertarian-socialist]

Credit scores have only existed since 1989, pass it on

[princechorus]

MY OLDER BROTHER IS OLDER THAN CREDIT SCORES?????????

[hexalene]

Bruh

Women couldn’t own credit cards until 1975.

I wonder....who could have benefited from establishing a hierarchical score of credit based on the long historical use of credit, amount of credit, and diversity of credit in their names....who could have set up such a system to favor people with long credit histories...such mysterious, so strange

[arabian-batboy]

Imagine “condemning” posting links to charities that helps injured civilians and saying you will be working to remove them.

This is Zionism.

[arabian-batboy]

I don’t think you guys understand how scary this is, Zionists aren’t even allowing charities that helps injured Palestinian civilians to be shared on platforms that they have influence/power on.

charities that helps injured civilians 

[thegeminisage]

“frugal” eating recipes be like

oh its SO EASY, just buy this fifty dollar item for forty-nine dollars off with a coupon that you can’t find and don’t have time to cut out at a store that doesn’t have outlets in rural areas and then you can fill in the rest with odds and ends that are SURELY already taking up space in your kitchen that you totally somehow forgot about! [photo of a table full of perfectly arranged meats and fresh vegetables] this little family secret is SO easy and delicious just looking at it will make you gain ten pounds ;) so make sure pace yourself! this right here should be enough to stock your fridge for the next ten months at LEAST so you don’t have to worry about the hassle of mealtime again for awhile!

[thegeminisage]

you know what website actually has my motherfucking back? myfridgefood, put all three (3) things in ur cabinets into their site & even if it’s some stupid shit like “bread cheese and pickles“ they’ll still throw at least half a dozen Depression Meals™ your way

[imfemalewarrior]

For my followers! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[lord-armitage]

Also try Jack Monroe’s Cooking on a Book Strap. Basically austerity meals Jack made for themselves and their young child when they were living on benefits, everything works out at pence a meal. Sidenote: Jack Monroe is a fantastic queer person and activist and you check them out regardless.   

https://cookingonabootstrap.com/

[tygermama]

Budget Bytes -

recipes broken down by cost per recipe and per serving, meal plans, meal prep, tips on stocking a pantry and how to freeze food

[sweetoothgirl]

Margarita anyone?

(recipe 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

y’all remember cardi b saying kylie jennier was in wap mv bc she represents women with no talent and megan just replying with yuh diversity ❤️ we didn’t talk abt it enough let’s talk abt it

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

her best contribution to society

[shaekingshitup]

I'm crying. Why didn't I ever see this??

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

In 2021, put these niggas on birth control. These men are literally dropping seeds in every area code, creating dysfunctional households and only present for the child of their favorite baby mother. And being present doesn’t compensate for the other areas they’re lacking in.

[catchymemes]

[lawbreaker13]

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

[toastbutteregg]

dont get me wrong, ive been in this situation before but seeing it from top view scares me like i cant breathe

[twitblr]

We don’t deserve him. (x)

[heartattackmedication]

Help us kick Bezos in the dick

Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.

[zang269]

As a sidenote, mitch mcconnels valid email is  [email protected], so put that in instead of your information

[cheese-greater-official]

This was fun

[sweetoothgirl]

FAMOUS TAHINI CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

[guerrillatech]