Run at the Friendliness Pellets!!

#hattedclairvoyant #ic ;;#HE KNOWS HES NOT GOING TO WIN LOL #the attack hit rip~~

What the fresh heck? How? How did this girl know magic? She was a human, right? He’d get hit in his shock, cringing a bit and holding the side where the attack had collided.

“Do you even KNOW what you’re doing right now, girly?” Ugh, that hurt bad, he could feel pain, at least -- But he shakes, his head, tsking. He’s not up to this kind of challenge, not now.

“I--I. Fine. You win this round, bucko.”

Sighs. “I’ll lead ya around, okay? ... For real, this time.”

(( who needs you, flowey ))

#ooc ;;#mun art ;;#IM JK I LOVE FLOWEY #hes got arms in my real design lmao #human flowey

hattedclairvoyant

Flowey? That’s an odd name, but she decidedly doesn’t comment on it.

“I’ve never been here before, you’re right,” she felt inexplicably uneasy regarding his tone. Temptation to use telepathy was rather strong, but she decided to trust him a little at least. “If by that y’mean a tour, I’d be glad to accept.” She paused.

“Otherwise, thanks… for the guidance Flowey.” She tried her best to not let that sound like a question.

#hattedclairvoyant #ic ;;#hAVE FUN ANA #have fun. always have fun #i kno i am

Hm... That should’ve been that, but he gets the feeling he’s doing something he’s about to regret. And yet. Nah. He’d be fine, right? After all...

“A tour? No. In this world, it’s KILL OR BE KILLED!”

And there go the bullets friendliness pellets. And his laughter, too, he’s very much laughing.

hattedclairvoyant

@petxled

Now this is a new face.

She’s met her share of blondes, but not this one. Which comes as a very subtle surprise actually. Ana blinks, a confused expression on her face in response at his expectant grin, though it quickly changes to a much friendlier look.

“Hello mister! Anythin’ I can do for you?”

#hattedclairvoyant #ic ;;#HOOO BOY EDITED DIALOGUE FROM THE ACTUAL GAME FOR SOME FUN TIMES #places it in the underground bc... fun times...

“Howdy!”

Of course, the grin is obvious on his face. A new human down here, eh? Well, well, well.

Let’s see just how gullible they are!

“I’m Flowey! You’re new to the Underground, aren’tcha?” That grin seems to grow on his face. “Someone’s gotta teach you how things work around here. Guess lil’ old me will hafta do~”

Of course, that’s assuming she takes the bait.

“Lies! I’d be the most fun at parties, and you know it.” They shaked their head, and crossed their arms. “Thanks, Flowey.” They giggled, and skipped forward a bit farther. “I just said that so you would admit that mine aren’t bad. HAH.” “I already know mine are weird.”

“Eh, your parties would suck.”

Frown. “Weird, but not-- Wait a minute, you idiot. In that case, yours are terrible. Hmph.” Hmphhh.

* Thaaaat’s right!

[ Darn it! Now they feel horrible. Pity should be given to the lowest, besides their former partner in crime. ]

* It’s alright though! I was just kidding!

Ugh.

“Were you? Y’know, I couldn’t tell.” That was kind of annoying....

#rxnunculus #ic ;;

“Shhh..” “I don’t. Don’t lie to yourself. My eyes aren’t weird.” Frisk decided to just look back forward. “Such a party pooper.”

“Who’s a party pooper? I’d obviously be the most fun at parties, so it’s not me.” He skips a bit forward, grinning.

“Your eyes are weird. Well, kinda. I guess they’re not that bad~”

“How am I weirder? You’re the one with yellow hair and weird eyes.” They continued to grin. “I dunno why we’re winking. We look cool doin’ it, though.”

#friskyfroounderfell #ic ;;#the great flowey

“Ya have weird eyes too, though. No room to talk there.”

They were snickering more as they continue to wink. “Yeah, I guess we look cool doing it. (Not really...)”

“Have you looked in a mirror?” Frisk continued to giggle, going down the final path from Snowdin to Hotlands. “Almost there!” Flowey could see them wink.

#friskyfroounderfell #ic ;;#GOD DAMNIT

“I guess ya got a point there. I haven’t seen myself in a mirror in quite some time. But I still think you’re weirder.”

Well, they were almost there, but -- He winked back. “What’re we winkin’ for?”

Frisk stopped giggling, glancing back at Flowey. They grinned. “I dunno. Just laughin’ at you.” They turned forward, walking the familiar path of Snowdin to Hotland.

“I’d laugh back, but there’s no point. Everyone knows you’re funny.”

“... Funny lookin’.” He snickers a bit, following Frisk down the path.

* … Really now?

[ Resist the urge to pull out the real knife, Chara. Yes, good child. Their grin kind of becomes slightly uncomfortable looking, what are they even doing with their life? ]

* What was that? Huuuh? You want to fight?

“N-no, I’m good.”

That smile was terrifying, sheesh. He does not want to fight, not at all. Especially because he’ll lose to them, like he always-- well.

“Butterscotch i--is better... Yeah...”

#rxnunculus #ic ;;

Frisk gave a thumbs-up, and started to march forward. They giggled the whole time. “HOTLAND, HERE WE GO.” Frisk totally didn’t forget about the river-person and how it was faster to get to Hotland from there..

“Yeah, here we go...”

Hotland, ugh. As much as Flowey didn’t like the place, well -- The resort was kind of, err, not as hot. So it’d be fine, but jeez Frisk was giggling a lot. For no reason, it seemed, either.

“What’re ya laughin’ about?”

* Lies. Lies lies LIIIIIEEEES!

[ They took out a can of butterscotch pudding that has been hidden in their sheepskin boots for Gods know how long. ]

* They make my throat drier than Hotland! They can’t possibly be great! I mean, look at this, pudding! Butterscotch pudding, butterscotch fudge!

* These are what make life fantastic! Especially with how scrumptious they are! But, I guess a flower like you doesn’t have any useful taste buds to know the truth.

“Okay look just because I’m kind of a flower doesn’t mean I have shit taste, unlike one of us here.”

Mutters, “Butterscotch is not as good as cinnamon. Hmph.”

#rxnunculus #ic ;;

“Uh..” They didn’t think up to this part.. “Do you have an idea? We could go to like.. That one MTT restaurant that is really nice..?”

#flowey's gonna get distracted by the fuckin plants i can feel it in me #ic ;;#friskyfroounderfell

“That sounds fun.”

“Let’s go there, then!” There were plants in the restaurant, right?

[ * How dare Flowey insult their glorious tastes in food! Butterscotch is the most sweetest confectionery out there and not even cinnamon can defeat the heartwarming flavor of butterscotch candy. ]

* Excuse me? Do you have any evidence for cinnamon being the superior breed of sweets?

* Because Butterscotch will always remain undefeated! It’ll always be better than cinnamon!

“There’s no need for evidence when it’s something so obvious, because Butterscotch isn’t as great as Cinnamon.”

Sigh. “But... Y’know like, cinnamon cookies? Snickerdoodles and stuff? Those are the best things ever.”

#rxnunculus

“You want to get flirted with?” Frisk grinned, and winked. “….” Frisk stayed silent. They didn’t know of a flirt. “Wanna date?”