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[mysharona1987]

[kite117]

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

[confessionsofahomo]

[vitalgalaxy]

[blackcat2016]

this. so much.

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

[thebabyanimals]

[laurenashleybishop]

here, you needed this

[quotethatshow]

[soulmeetsworld]

Louis C.K.

[youth-united-deactivated2017010]

this is one of the most important/overlooked things

[holydoobies-deactivated20161101]

YES

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

pope benedict piccolo 

[prodigaldaughterx]

I’m actually cracking up

[bearded-hypertrophy-deactivated]

lmfao

[sgsjhujirnhjgk-blog]

wanderlust aka mummy and daddy are giving me money so i can go be a nuisance in india

[xenitaph]

[dogsamazing]

[pepsiprincesa]

i HATE these trees so fucking much

[alvxandra]

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle

[mynewurl]

[eldiablocabra]

“Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

[pewptypooptypants]

Congratulations, I hate you.

*miss america song plays*

[softwaring]

[pewptypooptypants]

Solitary Hotel in mountain pass.