I thought I had something
But it quickly fell apart...
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@bagfrys
I thought I had something
But it quickly fell apart...
on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted
Naked belly is most logical! Your body will always divert heat to keep it warm, whereas hands are an extremity that may be neglected. And your ass has way more fat and way less circulation and it will just get. SO COLD. and take forever to get warm even when you’re back in your toasty car. So you can take pride in using your brood patch!
yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing
What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?
y. you’re deactivated. how are you posting from the grave
I have unfinished business here
A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️
this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in...i could watch videos of this practical joke all day
incredible gameplay
aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong
I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops
Cis allies if you’re not on his level don’t even try
one of my favorite letterkenny scenes for sooo many reasons but mostly because katy had JUST broken up with stewart the episode before this one
I never go on twitter (because, you know, it’s twitter) but I just had a look at it to check up on Hank and I’m glad to see he’s being *extremely* Hank about this
esme sure loves art
vampire twitter 4/?
Why did you leave out the best bit ??
special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason
forgot to add one of the best ones, my fault
'thats probably fine' is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it
best joke of my life was when i was being hospitalized and the paramedic told me i had hypoxemia and i used my extremely limited breath to say ‘is that good?’ . and he just looked at me and there was a moment of dead silence before he said “...No.” because im unappreciated in my time
Unfortunately it's because people have asked him even stupider questions about even more serious problems, and been serious about it.
I witnessed a woman be told by the ER doc, she had a bleed deep inside her brain and was going to be urgently medflighted to another hospital with a neurosurgical team, and she was dead seriously like,
"Can't we please wait for my husband to arrive here first? He's only forty minutes away, if he has to drive all the way to Boston it'll take twice that, you know how traffic is. What's the big hurry, anyway? I feel fine, and I mean, bleeding inside your brain, that's so silly. It doesn't sound serious. Like, nobody's ever died from that, right?"
oh my fuckign god
sTILL THE GREARTEST VIDOE OM NTHE INTERTNET
wait fuck whatever I was talking about look at this
being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon
i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16
my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia
this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king
NTA-you stood up for your son
hero father.
Thought y'all might wanna see not only the final verdict in support of OP but a mod blatantly telling transphobes to fuck right off