Shit just got Crazy

Hey my name is Samantha. I am a big nerd and I don't really know what else to day so, I hope you enjoy my blog.

[juiche]

imagine fainting goats, but they float and they're cows. also it only happens whenever they're positively delighted, like when they find an especially yummy patch of grass, they'll float away in excitement..

[felixisfruity]

this is my favourite thing ever

[saturniandragon]

[intowheelingwv]

Wheeling, West Virginia 2024

www.instagram.com/intowheeling

[infectiouspiss]

traumacore edit but its my dog mad that he has to eat his green beans

[zinesbycee]

[infectiouspiss]

HELP

[torchwood-99]

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

[sevserez]

Soldier, Poet, King

They’re on their way to see Jade btw.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[psych-is-the-name]

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[theoriginalmeep]

[saintmarc]

[millidew]

how it feels to be a kh fan in mid to late 2026

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[veryluckyclovers]

[romancemedia]

Today's the Day for The Ogre's Bride Ep 7!!! Yuzu will confront her family for the first time since cutting ties with them!!! I CAN FEEL IT!!!

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

[moved2downvote]

ants when i spray them with raid

[pettydavis]

all of these ppl are dancing to different songs

[haaarpb]

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]