Jeff

Member of The Cooperative

[pfister-jeff]

I’m Jeff

Likes: coffee, coke and satan

rp blog by @mistysconcilium

[realcolinzabel]

A lot of us on here look pretty similar, don’t you think? Ha! Maybe we’re all long lost brothers.

[pfister-jeff]

Except for that y’all are ugly and I’m really hot

[franken-frat-boy]

Looking at you makes me more confident. That's a bad sign

[pfister-jeff]

Me when I lie

[realcolinzabel]

A lot of us on here look pretty similar, don’t you think? Ha! Maybe we’re all long lost brothers.

[pfister-jeff]

Except for that y’all are ugly and I’m really hot

[coldbrewreaper]

It's giving Dumb and Dumber

[pfister-jeff]

Me when I lie

[realcolinzabel]

A lot of us on here look pretty similar, don’t you think? Ha! Maybe we’re all long lost brothers.

[pfister-jeff]

Except for that y’all are ugly and I’m really hot

[therealkyspence-deactivated2025]

Nice haircut, you look straight off the set of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[pfister-jeff]

I’ll take that as a compliment

[pfister-jeff]

rad haircut. i should get my hair done like you.

Yes you should!

[pfister-jeff]

I just gave birth

[pfister-jeff]

another blog to bust to! 😇

Yay! 🤗🤗

[pfister-jeff]

Announcement guys! I’m apparently not pregnant anymore. The alien undid that 😞😞😞

[pfister-jeff]

@lemoniiiiiii @rorymonahanreal can i be the best man at your wedding?? 😸

[rorymonahanreal]

DUH OF COURSE

[pfister-jeff]

YAY

[pfister-jeff]

@lemoniiiiiii @rorymonahanreal can i be the best man at your wedding?? 😸

[lostreverb]

@rorymonahanreal @pfister-jeff are we a throuple?

[pfister-jeff]

i think you and rory should decide that! 🤗

[lostreverb]

Who's coming to @rorymonahanreal and I's candy themed wedding?

[pfister-jeff]

me!! if im invited? :3

[lostreverb]

of course you're a part of our family now :)

[pfister-jeff]

great i will be wearing this 😊

[lostreverb]

PERFECT! @rorymonahanreal LOOK!

[rorymonahanreal]

OUTFIT OF THE CENTURY

[lostreverb]

THIS IS WHAT OUR DRESS CODE SHOULD BE! EVERYONE DRESS UP LIKE CANDY!

[rorymonahanreal]

AND IF THEY DONT THEN THEY CANT COME. ITS MANDATORY.

[pfister-jeff]

I’m glad I could be an inspiration 😊

[pfister-jeff]

I’m taking applications for someone who makes me their priority and wants to date me

requirements:

1. like me

2. don’t like that jimmy guy

[im-yourdarling]

Jeff pls she's going to start bothering me again pls jeff pls

[pfister-jeff]

I’m afraid she’s your problem now Jimmy

[im-yourdarling]

🖕🖕🖕

[pfister-jeff]

Uhm I don’t know if that is totally accurate. Can you even do that with your hands? 😹

[im-yourdarling]

OH FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[twisty-theclown]

HEY you guys need to be nice to each other 😡😡😡 what happened to kindness

[pfister-jeff]

Please don’t be angry at me I’m a big fan 😸

[pfister-jeff]

I’m taking applications for someone who makes me their priority and wants to date me

requirements:

1. like me

2. don’t like that jimmy guy

[im-yourdarling]

Jeff pls she's going to start bothering me again pls jeff pls

[pfister-jeff]

I’m afraid she’s your problem now Jimmy

[im-yourdarling]

🖕🖕🖕

[pfister-jeff]

Uhm I don’t know if that is totally accurate. Can you even do that with your hands? 😹

[pfister-jeff]

I’m taking applications for someone who makes me their priority and wants to date me

requirements:

1. like me

2. don’t like that jimmy guy

[im-yourdarling]

Jeff pls she's going to start bothering me again pls jeff pls

[pfister-jeff]

I’m afraid she’s your problem now Jimmy

[lostreverb]

Who's coming to @rorymonahanreal and I's candy themed wedding?

[pfister-jeff]

me!! if im invited? :3

[lostreverb]

of course you're a part of our family now :)

[pfister-jeff]

great i will be wearing this 😊

[lostreverb]

Who's coming to @rorymonahanreal and I's candy themed wedding?

[pfister-jeff]

me!! if im invited? :3