pgyuna:
From: [email protected]
Subject: Very Important Work Email. Please Respond Urgently.
Dear Mr. Go Eundam,
I hope this email finds you well, and not in the middle of a creative meeting so boring that a certain Zircon soloist is one more ‘facilitation of the free-flow of creative exchanges between the artists and management’ away from stapling her own hand to get out of this meeting.
Oh, there is it.
Kindly hand me the stapler beside you at your earliest possible convenience, or bash me over the head with it.
Thank you.
Regards, Go Yuna Soloist ✉ [email protected] Zircon Sound Mangwon-dong, Mapo-gu, Seoul
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Very Important Work Email. Please Respond Urgently.
Dear Ms. Go Yuna,
Unfortunately, your email comes at an extremely inappropriate time. I believe you should also be paying attention to the stuffy man up front who is over-enthusiastically pitching the same idea as everyone else—which, I think, I’ve heard about twenty times in the past one hour.
Get the stapler yourself.
By the way, hand it over when you’re done with it. I think I might need it too.
Thank you.
P.S. I would kill for a coffee right now. Or maybe a tequila. Any ideas?
Best regards, Go Eundam Over Out ✉ [email protected] Zircon Sound Mangwon-dong, Mapo-gu, Seoul
