I'm just a little Smidge

You are welcome to reblog my stuff, I crave human attention. Discord Server Link Pronouns are ne/nem & they/them. Other pronouns acceptable for comedic effect. For screen readers: profile picture is pixel art of a blue/silver sword with a brown handle, on top of a blue background. Header is a picture of some tall trees around a small clearing.

[smidge-j]

[Image: A picture of a deer frozen in headlights, with the caption "I am normal about emotions, I can be trusted with feelings"

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[smidge-j]

Did you know you can use beetroot juice to dye anything

[smidge-j]

And by anything I mean everything

[smidge-j]

Plate. Wall. Bench. Floor. T-shirt. I almost got it on the cat

[smidge-j]

Did you know you can use beetroot juice to dye anything

[smidge-j]

And by anything I mean everything

[smidge-j]

Did you know you can use beetroot juice to dye anything

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

[smidge-j]

Normally I would just move on and let people enjoy things. Not today. I'm having a bad day and I want to cause problems

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[smidge-j]

I'm pretty sure that the above image is an AI recreation or enhancement of the below image, in which it is a lot harder to see the camouflaged arm

I can't find a definitive source for this image, but it has been floating around the internet since 2021 at least, and I'm sure it's been around earlier.

[smidge-j]

It used to be fun to look for images online

[scorebug]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Text message conversation.

Gray: Hi Riley, I'm Capt Cardinal with the Seattle Marines. Being enrolled in college makes you eligible for the Marine Corps Officer Programs. Interested?

Green: I'd love to play for the Seattle Mariners

Gray: Not quite what I asked /End ID]

[loreweaver-universe]

One of my favorite tidbits about Oblivion is that, when Bethesda brought Patrick Stewart in to play Uriel Septim, they gave him this big 90-page booklet detailing the character’s history and background and motivations, and they were really worried that they’d gone overboard and given him too much.  Meanwhile, Stewart was delighted–he’s said that it was the best character prep he’d ever been given, and he wished more people would do that.

[corsairesix]

It’s worth noting that this character dies in the tutorial

[smidge-j]

I disagree with entropy. I think everything should last forever

[smidge-j]

Oh great. Now I think my laptop battery has perished.

[smidge-j]

I have tried a couple of solutions listed on Reddit and the Asus support page, with no results so far. One thing suggested that I have not yet tried is resetting the BIOS. I don't want to do that, that seems scary. (I don't like BIOS).

I think I can just buy a new battery as a worst case scenario and that's a whole situation that I also don't want to deal with right now (actual worst case would be having to buy a whole new laptop, but I don't want to think about that rn)

[smidge-j]

Ok I did a BIOS update! It changed nothing! The next thing I think I can try is removing and reinserting the battery itself. But I really don't want to be disassembling my laptop right now

[ivy-michaels]

Chaser voice: I Saw Your Penis Glow

[foone]

It does that if Orcs are nearby

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[autistobrat]

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry

[tennesseewillams]

WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

[patronsaintofdemons]