I'm just a little Smidge

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[smidge-j]

[Image: A picture of a deer frozen in headlights, with the caption "I am normal about emotions, I can be trusted with feelings"

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[tinycasket-deactivated20241207]

in a perfect world i never have to say a single word ever

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[syrenki]

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

[prometheist]

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

[smidge-j]

I have a test that I haven't studied for, so I decided to quickly look back through my notes, trying to get some last minute revision. And I see this in my notes for the lecture about the test.

Thanks past me, I don't have time to rewatch the lecture now. I'm glad you got your sleep though

[iso-7010]

remember the first rule of tests

have fun and be yourself

[smidge-j]

Yay. Yippee!

[smidge-j]

Update:

I scored an 83%

So the moral of the story is everyone fall asleep during class nothing bad can ever happen if you sleep in class

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[unbelievablekats]

Felt weird and now its everyones problem

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

was a normal girl tonight. talked with my words and everything. waited for my turn to speak. didnt bite anyone. hope they liked me.

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[dragongirlsweetie]

girls love the overgrown megastructure. girls want to live in the overgrown megastructure. girls want to build communities and societies in the overgrown megastructure

[planeposting]

I dreamed there was a PSA where a guy is impatiently waiting for the plane to take off and it like "Ugh I wish they'd just hurry up and take off already" and then the plane immediately starts taking off without warning, climbs steeply, pitches down unrecoverably, and crashes into a populated area. Then we see a very badly injured and burned version of that guy being interviewed on a talk show as like "survivor of flight ___" and he turns to the camera and goes "Y'know, it's usually best to just trust the professionals to do their job. Sometimes it's better to be a little bit late."

I don't know what this was a PSA for, other than "shut the fuck up," but I was quite the fan

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Another pride month with me not having gay sex.😔 Is this my fault for not leaving the house or talking to anyone? No. Homophobia is to blame.

[smidge-j]

It's been six years since we last saw each other. Why are you appearing in my dreams

[syring3]

I am in a really weird point in my life if U can't tell