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@phan-tomthief
drunk!phan
“I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.”
— Dan Howell (via suspend)
a few things from dan's memory box
i cant believe phil from amazingphil is 20 years old today
im gonna fucking kill myself
he's said a lot of funny things in his 29 years of life but this takes the cake i'm in tears
hello i hope ur having a lovely day! May i request for silly 2009 phan gushing over current phans hairstyles ty!!
their 2009 selves would be GAGGED i think
haven’t watched this show or read the books but i can’t stop thinking about how much fun tumblr in the heated rivalry universe would be on the day the main characters’ relationship finally goes public
heated rivalry universe dashboard simulator circa 20XX
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as a gay person i am so impressed with ilya rozanov and shane hollander's bravery in coming out at the peak of their careers (while captaining two of the best teams in the league!) and think this has the potential to have an incredibly positive impact on the state of homophobia in men's professional sports and sports fan culture, as well as the mental health of gay players at every level. however as a boston fan who is still bitter about ilya transferring i hope jakey dies
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ANOTHER WIN FOR MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE RPF
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#okay obviously this is soooo selfish and i swear i'm happy for those hockey guys and all #but my favorite ever ao3 author got really into hockey rpf a while ago #and now i'm worried this is just gonna inspire them even more #and they're never gonna get back to the grey's anatomy multichapter wip i followed them for :( #i know fic authors don't owe updates but like. ugh. whatever #do not rb
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SINCE 2008?!
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me when i remember how long it's been since castiel debuted on supernatural
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i get that everyone's having fun and all but they're not even the first openly gay professional hockey players on their respective teams. like maybe calm down a little
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not gonna name names but wow some people really want to minimize the bravery it takes for two queer men to be open about their relationship in a professional athletic environment just bc said queer men don't play for their preferred hockey team lmao
#your homophobia is showing babe!
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so you're telling me those two hockey players who people shipped for a literal decade just admitted they're a couple for real?
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op is a harry styles x barack obama shipper btw. like they're saying this gives them hope harry styles and barack obama are going to admit their secret decade-plus relationship too. just in case you forgot that most rpf shippers are completely insane
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oh so now the death stranding mpreg blog wants to preach to us
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lol. lmao even
an evil bear has kidnapped lioness and plans to ruin christmas⁉️
This is a spell to evoke a beautiful calamari man btw
and have his tentacles caress your tender heart
as a professional Italian™, here's the translation of the integral text PJ definitely wrote:
[LEFT PAGE]
"50 liters of olive oil
Beat and pound the mixture
Mix, mix, mix and then mix again!
If you think you're done mixing, you're not.
The spell - which is to be read word by word"
[RIGHT PAGE]
"ATTENTION
A SINGLE PRONUNCIATION MISTAKE WILL CAUSE DISASTROUS RESULTS!!!
I summon you, oh beautiful squid-man, so that you may walk through our realm.
May each of your tentacles gently caress my tender heart.
Awaken from your deep, deep slumber.
And bless us with your presence, once and for all."
Dan and Phil MUKBANG Decided by a Rat
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Every time Dan and Phil upload a video I’m like “this is it. They will never make a video gayer than this one.” But then they do. They always do.
murder-suicide can be a happy ending. if youre deranged enough
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